Helen's Love Poem
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ok thanks, now i'm a little worried. her grubby boyfriend probably has her locked away somewhere.
Esso would never let that happen. Remember it is the quite ones you have to worry about. My guess is she is out on a binge, j/k. Probably just busy.
pray tell
pray tell
JASONSMOM, WHY DID YOU CALL ME A JERK??? I WAS JUST WONDERING WHERE ESSO WAS??????!!!!!!!!
pray tell
JASONSMOM, WHY DID YOU CALL ME A JERK??? I WAS JUST WONDERING WHERE ESSO WAS??????!!!!!!!!
Whoa Tiger. I didn't call you a jerk. J/K mean just kidding. Me and you we go way back, were old buds I would never call you a jerk.
Missy
Missy
"Where, Oh where" is Esso today?
Has this poor lass
been led astray?
In all directions,
We've sent the scouts.
But nobody knows
her whereabouts.
A binge? A fling?
An invitation?
Perhaps, some tempting
recreation?
Esso, Esso,
this isn't nice.
You're the cheese
and the boys are the mice.
So, even if you're having fun
Come back and share the story.
and I'll tell the mice to settle for
some chicken cacciatore.
Has this poor lass
been led astray?
In all directions,
We've sent the scouts.
But nobody knows
her whereabouts.
A binge? A fling?
An invitation?
Perhaps, some tempting
recreation?
Esso, Esso,
this isn't nice.
You're the cheese
and the boys are the mice.
So, even if you're having fun
Come back and share the story.
and I'll tell the mice to settle for
some chicken cacciatore.
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buddy, my steeltown friend, have you considered a new career as a rapper? :shrug:
...private peter could introduce you to the thug life.
...private peter could introduce you to the thug life.
Buddy, I can't top your poem but I will grace you with mine ...
Buddy my Buddy why oh why
do you want to make all the girls cry
You come up with poem's for everyone
I hope that you do it just in fun
I think most of them are all right
They could use a little more insight
But keep up the good work buddy boy
For bringing to this thread a lot of joy
Thanks for the laughs and for the poem
Maybe one day you will grow em
Until then keep up the good work
My little man in a skirt.
Buddy my Buddy why oh why
do you want to make all the girls cry
You come up with poem's for everyone
I hope that you do it just in fun
I think most of them are all right
They could use a little more insight
But keep up the good work buddy boy
For bringing to this thread a lot of joy
Thanks for the laughs and for the poem
Maybe one day you will grow em
Until then keep up the good work
My little man in a skirt.
See Buddy:
Your cyber-schmooze didnt work. She turned on ya. Ice bitches, the lot of them.
Eddie
Your cyber-schmooze didnt work. She turned on ya. Ice bitches, the lot of them.
Eddie
Taoist,
(buddy's original rap music)
"I'm an old man
and I take no crap
when I deliver
my old man rap.
Rabbit's foot, shiny penny.
four leaf clover.
Can't see, can't hear,
can't bend over.
So if you like my music
Mr. Boss Puff Daddy
Contact Jack
for my email addy.
(buddy's original rap music)
"I'm an old man
and I take no crap
when I deliver
my old man rap.
Rabbit's foot, shiny penny.
four leaf clover.
Can't see, can't hear,
can't bend over.
So if you like my music
Mr. Boss Puff Daddy
Contact Jack
for my email addy.
LMAO!!! ...too fawking funny.
...you may need to consult with Double P to come up with an appropriate alias because "Puff Daddy" is so old hat.... LOL
...but keep 'em coming.
...you may need to consult with Double P to come up with an appropriate alias because "Puff Daddy" is so old hat.... LOL
...but keep 'em coming.
You rock Buddy I wish I would have gotten this before I wrote my poem so I could have come up with my endearing terms.
Missy
Missy
My first opinion is that this thread wouldn't last long.
But it is obvious now that I was wrong.
I have been known to own a machete or two.
But don't worry fellas, I won't use them on you.
Pee Pee some of your sayings are clever
But Esso, is way too much of an endeavor.
You come here and bother all of the us
I really don't understand all the fuss.
Now for Eddie-you are such a brute.
Coming on here with talk of our poop shoot.
I will take this time to admit
Even as small as it is, it still won't fit!!!
I don't know how we attract all the others.
The ban together like the Corleon brothers.
Always trying to pick a fight,
When all the while, shaking with fright.
There is only one thing else that I really must say.
With all of this rain, MadJack's team will not play!!!
But it is obvious now that I was wrong.
I have been known to own a machete or two.
But don't worry fellas, I won't use them on you.
Pee Pee some of your sayings are clever
But Esso, is way too much of an endeavor.
You come here and bother all of the us
I really don't understand all the fuss.
Now for Eddie-you are such a brute.
Coming on here with talk of our poop shoot.
I will take this time to admit
Even as small as it is, it still won't fit!!!
I don't know how we attract all the others.
The ban together like the Corleon brothers.
Always trying to pick a fight,
When all the while, shaking with fright.
There is only one thing else that I really must say.
With all of this rain, MadJack's team will not play!!!
