"Where, Oh where" is Esso today?
Has this poor lass
been led astray?
In all directions,
We've sent the scouts.
But nobody knows
her whereabouts.
A binge? A fling?
An invitation?
Perhaps, some tempting
recreation?
Esso, Esso,
this isn't nice.
You're the cheese
and the boys are the mice.
So, even if you're having fun
Come back and share the story.
and I'll tell the mice to settle for
some chicken cacciatore.