Helen's Love Poem

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When I think of Private Petey,
I hope one day he becomes my sweetie.
Every day this month of June,
the thought of him just makes me swoon.
Cupid's arrow or a brick to the head,
Can I exchange these feelings
for him instead?
I'm feeling woozy and funny all over,
Oh, to be with Petey in a field of clover.
Dream Maker, Dream Maker,
Please make it be real.
I'm willing to behave like Ally McBeal.
 
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You must be one of those friends of "the master c". Your poem could use a little work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was going smoothly, but then something happened.

I thought for sure you would have me fall for Eddie Haskell.
 
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Tara, I really think that this mediator job you elected yourself for is going to your head. It was alright. Calling it funny is going to far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
 
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HONESTLY Miss..............you don't think this is funny:D

Cupid's arrow or a brick to the head,
Can I exchange these feelings
for him instead?
 
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Eddie Haskell

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Do I sense a cat fight? DEATH MATCH I....... TBonez v. Mel. Got the popcorn in the microwave and a front row seat.

I think my little ice queen shortstop is startin to melt a bit. Sassy you let me know the time and place and I'll drive my Lexus to Bensalem and meet you anywhere you want. Just give me a little advance notice so I can fabricate a lie to tell to my trophy wife.

Ya gotta dump that fat husband of yours. By the way in studying your picture I gotta ask ya................... Are you Italien? Your response is very important concerning my future courtin attempts with you.

Hopelessly in love,
Eddie

xxxooo
 
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:D sorry to disapoint you Eddie NO CAT FIGHTS HERE , we were just on different pages at that particular time. After the day I had yesterday EVERYTHING was funny to me today...............
I guess I need to explain to my friends though.............:shrug:

SORRY GIRLS but I still think the poem is funny:D only because I know you both and what your about . So for the record I was trying to laugh with you DEFINATELY NOT AT YOU and still every time I read

Cupid's arrow or a brick to the head,
Can I exchange these feelings
for him instead?

I crack up, I'm sorry...............

:(

Hey buddy maybe you can come to vegas this year and recite this poem in person? ? ? ?
 
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Helen's Love Poem #2

I truly thought I'd never see
another like ole' double P
but, lo and behold,
that silver-tongue rascal
has any girl seen
that kid named Haskell?
Perfect diction, barrister-type
His speech seems impressive
Or is it just hype?
Haskell or Petey
A real work-study
The best choice would be
to just take "buddy".


:p
 
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Eddie Haskell

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Buddy:

Tryin to steal my girl, are you!!! Using the old cyber-schmooze to woo my woman!!!! Well I'm not gonna stand around and watch you do it buddy boy.

Jack. You gotta ban this Buddy guy. He has crossed the line. He has no respect for "The Code". Never, ever, take another guys girl. Helen and me are like real tight. Then this cassanova from Pittsburg comes along and messes up my courtin.

Well it looks like I gotta compete with this scumbag. Okay it aint my forte` but here goes:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When Buddy does poetry,
I wanna say :thefinger

There!!!

Eddie, the jilted
 
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I was never really much of a poet but let me try ....

Helen my dear, dear sister.
Loves her hubby the fitter.

I know the Eddie has a thing
But Helen isn't looking for a fling.

She chooses to only date real men
Not little boys who pretend.

Guys who use big words to sound smart
Could never really get to her heart.

So boys no matter how hard you try
She has already left you high and dry.
 
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Eddie Haskell

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See, now look what you've done. You got Sassy's buddies rootin for buddy (buddies rootin for buddy???). How do I compete with that. Maybe my good friend Esso will help me out with the Ice Queen. I know, TBonez will come to my rescue. Come on girls how bout some good words on behalf of Midwestern Eddie.
 
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Eddie Haskell

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Mel, you cold hearted east coast son of a ........

I know I've never been your favorite and that you have always preferred Peter over me but you really crossed the line. By the way, whats Peter got that I aint got???

So Mr. Helen's a fitter, huh. Well you can tell that little sassy one that the big Ed can lay some pretty good pipe himself. Little boys? Little boys? Well my little left-center fielder there aint nothin bout this writer thats little.

Some of my past fillies call me Magic Johnson. Its not because I lead the league in assists either. Plus I have a Lexus. That pipefitter husband of hers probably drives a Saturn. So that means I'm better than he is.

Alot of the guys like me (dont ask Blitz, Dogs that Bark, Ferdville, Six-Five, Kosar, BeantownJim, Buddy, Dr. Freeze, Jack, Fletcher, Dr. Stangelove, djv, loophole, taoist, ace, AR, etc.) You can ask Private Petey. Nobody here likes Mr. Helen the pipefitter.

Hell, he's probably in a union. Remember guys that union thread and everybody said they didnt like unions. See... I'm popular and he's not. So I have everything goin for me. I will win her heart in the end.

You just wait and see little missy.

Eddie
 
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