Hey I have a question...
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Was it the "Browns to the Super Bowl" crack? I will try to watch that next time Jack..sorry.
Your pal,
FDC
Your pal,
FDC
Guys, thanks for the heads ups... but when you are as busy as i am and a go getter 24 hours a day you really dont have time to wipe. Just squat and go.
FDC, I keep myself shaven. Did it once cuz i was bored and will never grow back. I dont use clippers tho. Every other week I hop in the shower with a handful of shaving cream and a new razor and work my mojo. Such a clean crisp smooth feeling when you are done! I splash a lil aftershave on it once in awhile after i finish just cuz i am a masochist.
talk about a wake up call!
FDC, I keep myself shaven. Did it once cuz i was bored and will never grow back. I dont use clippers tho. Every other week I hop in the shower with a handful of shaving cream and a new razor and work my mojo. Such a clean crisp smooth feeling when you are done! I splash a lil aftershave on it once in awhile after i finish just cuz i am a masochist.
talk about a wake up call!
fatdaddycool said:
LMAO
I haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time...
TOO FUNNY
are you referring to the ex you told me about?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :jump:
Yea Doc, thats her...an evil,......evil woman......not really, but were divorced now and I do believe that gives me the right to talk all the crap I want about her right!! But she wasn't all bad. She outlasted my 300ZX so that has to say something.
FDC
FDC
Marine,
That doesn't give you a Blazin Raisin?
How the hell do you do that anyway, and in the stinkin shower too? What do you do lay on your back and curl up yourself until your feet reach the back wall of the shower/tub and then use the mirror you have taped to the ceiling of the shower to do the clean up? Are you by yourself when you do this? Is their a dog involved? Do you have drainage problems? How often do you have to change the razor blades? What type razor do you use, a tracer? At what point in your life were you sitting around and said to yourself.."self, I think I am going to go shave my skank"?
Ah hell, what do I know anyway, heck who knows maybe somenight I will get tanked and go curl up in my tub.
That doesn't give you a Blazin Raisin?
How the hell do you do that anyway, and in the stinkin shower too? What do you do lay on your back and curl up yourself until your feet reach the back wall of the shower/tub and then use the mirror you have taped to the ceiling of the shower to do the clean up? Are you by yourself when you do this? Is their a dog involved? Do you have drainage problems? How often do you have to change the razor blades? What type razor do you use, a tracer? At what point in your life were you sitting around and said to yourself.."self, I think I am going to go shave my skank"?
Ah hell, what do I know anyway, heck who knows maybe somenight I will get tanked and go curl up in my tub.
Cris,
I am curious to know...in regards to your cell phone,
IS IT STILL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE?
I am curious to know...in regards to your cell phone,
IS IT STILL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE?
actually...
I stand.
i prefer the shower because that way the shaved hairs are centrally located and easily cleaned up and washed down the drain.
I use a Mach 3 razor.
NEVER use a single blade! NEVER! JUST DONT!
:nono:
No mirrors involved. Just turn sideways in the shower, spread them legs, lean forward and reach down between your legs and come up the back side. It helps to take your free hand and pull an @sscheek to the side so you can really get in there.
Use short quick strokes.
Then pop a new blade in and do the ole sack and voila! baby soft and the envy of every girl at the bar that night!
Where did I come up with the idea?
Put 4 marines in a room together with nothing but a sink, a radio and your shaving kits and a lot of time to kill
I stand.
i prefer the shower because that way the shaved hairs are centrally located and easily cleaned up and washed down the drain.
I use a Mach 3 razor.
NEVER use a single blade! NEVER! JUST DONT!
:nono:
No mirrors involved. Just turn sideways in the shower, spread them legs, lean forward and reach down between your legs and come up the back side. It helps to take your free hand and pull an @sscheek to the side so you can really get in there.
Use short quick strokes.
Then pop a new blade in and do the ole sack and voila! baby soft and the envy of every girl at the bar that night!
Where did I come up with the idea?
Put 4 marines in a room together with nothing but a sink, a radio and your shaving kits and a lot of time to kill
marine said:
I agree that girls will envy you for having a clean sack (geez, I can't believe I am saying this), but be careful around the ole sack when shaving, last thing you want is to be on the rag if you know what I am saying.....an alternative option would have to be purchasing mirrors and placing them on your walls as FDC had mentioned....
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sixfive:
whatever, I guess you've never seen them in concert. Sounds the same live, even better than it does on cd. I've seen bands live to know which ones have talent and which ones don't. I've seen Metallica play 5 times (2.5-3 hours each time), and they haven't missed a beat/chord yet.
If the tracks are edited, it is just the new stuff. They rock, no way around it. No trash songs, they're all good.
i'm really not trying to get into a war of words with you....nor am i slagging metallica....as i really have no opinion about them either way....i'm just telling you what i've heard from industry insiders....as well as speaking to an engineer that worked on one of their recording sessions....lars uses triggers....even on his bass drum....and they use pro tools to edit his drum tracks!!!
i also have no doubt that they sound excellent live....most bands do....BUT....there is a world of difference between playing live and recording in a studio....when playing live....the band simply has to lock in to the drummer....so....the drummer sets the tone and doesn't need to keep perfect time....as long as the band's locked in with the drums....it'll sound perfect....a huge difference when compared to playing to a click track (in the studio) which does keep perfect time....most drummers can't drum to a click perfectly, truth be told!!!
also....when playing live....all the instruments are mixed together and blared at the audience as "one" massive sound eminating from the speakers....it's quite difficult to pick out minute mistakes unless you're looking for it or have a trained ear....only the glaring miscues are noticeable!!!
with all that being said....i'm sure that metallica's great at what they do....after all....they have garnered a plethora of lifelong fans, right?!!
and now i'm heading back to bed....damn this cold!!!
whatever, I guess you've never seen them in concert. Sounds the same live, even better than it does on cd. I've seen bands live to know which ones have talent and which ones don't. I've seen Metallica play 5 times (2.5-3 hours each time), and they haven't missed a beat/chord yet.
If the tracks are edited, it is just the new stuff. They rock, no way around it. No trash songs, they're all good.
i'm really not trying to get into a war of words with you....nor am i slagging metallica....as i really have no opinion about them either way....i'm just telling you what i've heard from industry insiders....as well as speaking to an engineer that worked on one of their recording sessions....lars uses triggers....even on his bass drum....and they use pro tools to edit his drum tracks!!!
i also have no doubt that they sound excellent live....most bands do....BUT....there is a world of difference between playing live and recording in a studio....when playing live....the band simply has to lock in to the drummer....so....the drummer sets the tone and doesn't need to keep perfect time....as long as the band's locked in with the drums....it'll sound perfect....a huge difference when compared to playing to a click track (in the studio) which does keep perfect time....most drummers can't drum to a click perfectly, truth be told!!!
also....when playing live....all the instruments are mixed together and blared at the audience as "one" massive sound eminating from the speakers....it's quite difficult to pick out minute mistakes unless you're looking for it or have a trained ear....only the glaring miscues are noticeable!!!
with all that being said....i'm sure that metallica's great at what they do....after all....they have garnered a plethora of lifelong fans, right?!!
and now i'm heading back to bed....damn this cold!!!
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I was just starting to get into the "Maxim-esque" feel of this thread, with the ass hygiene and all, and now ChrryBlster hands me back to Rolling Stone.
What about heat rash and ass pimples?
(Chrry.......those aren't bands!)
What about heat rash and ass pimples?
(Chrry.......those aren't bands!)
I am in agreeance here! The old trimmed ass is the only way to fly! The Sack is never to be shaven again, only trimmed with the clippers! Put the guard on and crank it up! Never have another dingle berry in my lifetime with the proper trimming!
*LOL*
sorry, yyz....just trying to set the record straight and share some info!!!
ok....back to ass and balls!!!
*LOL*
sorry, yyz....just trying to set the record straight and share some info!!!
ok....back to ass and balls!!!
*LOL*
