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I can fit a quarter completely inside either one of my nostrils so that it's no longer visible.
Back in my drinking days, I won many a bar bet doing this. I also got to keep a lot of people's quarters. :SIB
Back in my drinking days, I won many a bar bet doing this. I also got to keep a lot of people's quarters. :SIB
i have an incredible abiliity to sign up, lurk and then finally make a post after many months at a certain sports forum
Let's see...
I am a white male, about 35-45 years old, live between the coasts in a suburban/mildly rural town. I tend to vote across the board but my heart leans republican when I'm drinking. Speaking of drinking, I probably do a bit too much of it, and it's borderline been an issue at one or two points in my life. I've been known to smoke cigarettes from time to time, but am gonna quit any day now. Weed, well back in college a bit, but that's the past. Hard drugs, hell no. I'm not FAT, but my beer belly gets out of hand when I'm not careful.
I have a pretty good job, and it could be said that I've done a bit better than average over the course of my life. I like to gamble, probably lost my fair share, but been on a few good runs that I was really proud of, which I didn't mind bragging about to my buddies. I invest my money in the market now and then, and it will probably allow me to retire by 60.
I like to golf, when the wife lets me, and I'm not against hunting in the least. Football makes me quiver with excitement, and baseball and basketball, well they do just fine when football is taking a break.
If you get to know me, you'd see I'm a pretty nice guy though I've got into a fight or two in my life, especially when drunk. But all in all, I'm pretty well liked. Pretty open to all races/religions and creeds, but do have a secret, and sometimes not so secret racist thought pop into my head. Shit who doesn't? I'm somewhat God fearing, but I miss church more than not. I love women, naked women... lots and lots of naked women. I have a mild homophobic bent, possibly due to some unresolved feelings from my past, but I'm not likely to act on them. I do get my jollies off by making fun of queers, but, as I said, am a pretty nice guy, and pretty much live and let live.
I'm tech savvy enough to navigate the Internet and follow sports/gambling, but I'm probably happy enough without an I-phone for the time being.
Deep down, I really cherish the time I waste on this forum, and always have a great time when I meet any of the guys in person. Wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. Well except maybe a naked chick.
Sound about right?
