Hippo-Kramer Contest - Week 2 (Writeups + Comedy)

[smurphy]

It's only the second week... I still have several more to humiliate myself...

On a positive note, I only lost a unit today for -550. Wasn't feeling it with my plays being 85% public consensus...


Hope you finish out well smurph!!! Nice turnaround from yesterday!!!

Signed,

The Cooler

What happened to the splatter technique anyway? Seemed to be going well for you.:shrug:

 

[Kramer]

Smurph, I hate to see a good man feeling down,
if it's any consolation, I suck at college picks too,
BUTT, in this contest,

Smurph :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun:

Hope that helps :142smilie

 

[smurphy]

I appreciate your empathy, Cosmo. Right back at ya.

If weren't for college bets, I'd get 99% of my picks right.

 

[Woodson]

Your right Smurph, back to the basic system plays... unfortunately I seem to pick my games best hanging on to the rim of the toilet...

 

[smurphy]

Onside kick. Onside kick recovered by kicking team by Chris Carr.

GO RAIDERS !!!!

run doggies, run!:mj23: :mj23: :mj23: :mj23:

 

[smurphy]

Mr. Mel 0-2 today so far, 0-5 overall for -7 points.

:scared


edit: NEWS FLASH - Mel eeks out a push with Detroit!

0-5-1, -7

 

[smurphy]

Bjfinste ...2 (2-1) DAL *, NYJ, Den/Oak OV

Dammit - I knew I shouldn't have let this guy in the contest! Finster gets this week's 4-Point performance Award.

:142hail: :142hail: :142hail: :142hail:

 

[Kramer]

Bjfinste ...2 (2-1) DAL *, NYJ, Den/Oak OV

Dammit - I knew I shouldn't have let this guy in the contest! Finster gets this week's 4-Point performance Award.

:142hail: :142hail: :142hail: :142hail:

Finster :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun:

WTG FINSTER :toast:

 

[Kramer]

JEEZE O PETER, with the exception of Smurph
who bought his picks from WAYNE ROOT and
F$CKIN FINSTER who can KISS MY ASS, the
rest of us heathens TOOK A BATH. :fingerc:

 

[Kramer]

FADE THREAD OF THE CENTURY

adlock: adlock: adlock:

 

[smurphy]

Kramer ...4 (3-0) CHI *, CIN, SD
Rolltide ...2 (2-0-1) CIN, DAL, CHI *
Bjfinste ...2 (2-1) DAL *, NYJ, Den/Oak OV
Wesis69 ...2 (2-1) CIN *, CHI, DEN
Woodson...1 (2-1) CIN *, NO, DAL
BadBone ...0 (1-2) NYG *, KC/Chi OV, DAL
Smurphy ...0 (1-2) Ind/Ten UN, Stl/SF UN, OAK
Hippo ...-1 (1-2) BUF, CAR, DEN *
Imfeklhr ...-2 (0-2-1) STL/SF OV, BUF, SD
Dunclock ...-3 (0-2-1) DEN *, CIN, ATL
Mr. Mel ...-4 (0-3) CHI *, STL, DET

Green = Win
Red = Loss
Pink = Currently getting ass kicked
Blue = Push

Mr. Mel is actually among the better performers this week.

 

[BADTODABONE]

I like zero....:mj07:

 

[bjfinste]

Damn... I didn't realize the Jets covered until about a half hour ago. You'd think a brand new stadium like that would have a decent out of town scoreboard, but nope.

 

[smurphy]

Damn... I didn't realize the Jets covered until about a half hour ago. You'd think a brand new stadium like that would have a decent out of town scoreboard, but nope.

Aww man, you got hooked up, huh? Me gots to get in on that action.

 

[ImFeklhr]

F** this bullshit contest and it's dumbass rules and records. Crappiest crap that ever did crap.

Fire up the camera...I'm eating biscuits off the floor for my selections next week.

 

[smurphy]

Fire up the camera...I'm eating biscuits off the floor for my selections next week.

:142smilie :142smilie :mj07:

 

[Agent 0659]

F** this bullshit contest and it's dumbass rules and records. Crappiest crap that ever did crap.

Fire up the camera...I'm eating biscuits off the floor for my selections next week.

:scared :scared :scared :mj07:

 

[smurphy]

The irony there is that the biscuits haven't produced any more winners than whatever system is in play in SF. ...When in doubt, just ride the coattails of Raymond.

 

[Agent 0659]

I got a plan in store for that idiot Mr. Mel this week!

I'm sick if this shit!

Trying to think of what I want on my trophy from Woodson.
:00x32

 

[smurphy]

"World's Greatest Fader" ? ...or do you already a coffee mug with that on it?