Hippo-Kramer Contest - Week 2 (Writeups + Comedy)

Agent 0659

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To think I have access to her and Mr. Mel, and continue to try and make my own picks.

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:
 

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Of course they are, I'm on Carolina!!

Truly the best football fade ever :142smilie

Go Bills :mj07:

Hippo ...-1 (1-2) BUF, CAR, DEN *

You better not lose these 2, only to hit your one that I faded.:nono: ...If so, we make a great fade combo.

Still very early, but as a group things are not looking so good so far.
 

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Cincinnati 7 14 3 24
Cleveland 6 21 7 34

Looks like Agent may not have to sweat the Dallas game. Start thinking of what you want engraved on the trophy....
 

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Still very early, but as a group things are not looking so good so far.

That's the general idea, isn't it!! Looking good as a fade contest so far...

If everyone can end up with a losing record at the end of the year, we will truly succeed.

:142smilie
 

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I'm going with a sure thing, taking my girl out to enjoy the nice weather... I have a better game plan than New Orleans...

Agent:

The engravor just called and is setting up the machine, wants to know from the committee what to put on it?

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
 

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Amazing! Still 20 minutes to go. How high will this score be????

Scoring Summary
First Quarter Cin Cle
Rudi Johnson 13 yard TD pass from Carson Palmer (Shayne Graham extra point is GOOD) 10:32
Drive: 8 Plays, 75 Yards, 4:28 7 0
Phil Dawson 39 yard field goal 4:58
Drive: 7 Plays, 15 Yards, 2:59 7 3
Phil Dawson 39 yard field goal 0:05
Drive: 9 Plays, 59 Yards, 3:24 7 6
Second Quarter Cin Cle
Joe Jurevicius 17 yard TD pass from Derek Anderson (Phil Dawson extra point is GOOD) 10:56
Drive: 7 Plays, 49 Yards, 3:40 7 13
T.J. Houshmandzadeh 23 yard TD pass from Carson Palmer (Shayne Graham extra point is GOOD) 7:33
Drive: 7 Plays, 62 Yards, 3:23 14 13
Joe Jurevicius 9 yard TD pass from Derek Anderson (Phil Dawson extra point is GOOD) 6:32
Drive: 3 Plays, 11 Yards, 1:01 14 20
Chad Johnson 22 yard TD pass from Carson Palmer (Shayne Graham extra point is GOOD) 3:06
Drive: 7 Plays, 63 Yards, 3:26 21 20
Kellen Winslow 25 yard TD pass from Derek Anderson (Phil Dawson extra point is GOOD) 1:06
Drive: 5 Plays, 88 Yards, 2:00 21 27
Third Quarter Cin Cle
Shayne Graham 20 yard field goal 12:09
Drive: 5 Plays, 23 Yards, 2:45 24 27
Braylon Edwards 34 yard TD pass from Derek Anderson (Phil Dawson extra point is GOOD) 8:17
Drive: 8 Plays, 78 Yards, 3:52 24 34
Chad Johnson 14 yard TD pass from Carson Palmer (Shayne Graham extra point is GOOD) 6:11
Drive: 4 Plays, 34 Yards, 2:06 31 34
Jamal Lewis 66 yard TD run (Phil Dawson extra point is GOOD) 5:54
Drive: 1 Plays, 66 Yards, 0:17
 

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Wasn't there something written into the bylaws of the corporation that if you choose a team and their opponent come out wearing 75-year old retro hot uniforms, your play automatically switches from the team you choose to their opponent?

Can you look that up for me when you get a moment smurphy?

Bills :nooo:
 

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Wasn't there something written into the bylaws of the corporation that if you choose a team and their opponent come out wearing 75-year old retro hot uniforms, your play automatically switches from the team you choose to their opponent?

Can you look that up for me when you get a moment smurphy?

Bills :nooo:

You are partially correct. This rule was in the original articals of confederation, HOWEVER there was a stipulation added during the "Great Revisions of '93" which did not allow females, homosexual men, metrosexual men, or Michael Irvin to take advantage of this rule. ...I think we can all remember what happened to require said stipulation - we do not want to go down that road again, do we?:SIB

So, I'm sorry Happy Hippo. This is for the common good.
 

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You are partially correct. This rule was in the original articals of confederation, HOWEVER there was a stipulation added during the "Great Revisions of '93" which did not allow females, homosexual men, metrosexual men, or Michael Irvin to take advantage of this rule. ...I think we can all remember what happened to require said stipulation - we do not want to go down that road again, do we?:SIB

So, I'm sorry Happy Hippo. This is for the common good.

Yes Smurph, I distinctly remember the afore-
mentioned, and No, we do not want to cross
that path again, sorry HH, :mj07:

BROWNS :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun: :bigun:
 
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