HIPPO/KRAMER WEEK THREE

[Kramer]

Tazmanian Devil, you are correct. Short Stack is an
accountant, I wouldn't hire him any time soon. And Jinx fuckin breaker, if you want to change your picks, just hit edit, make your changes, and hit save changes you fuckin moran. No need for two god damn posts. And Sponge, :thefinger , -3 for Week Two, -5 overall. Christo, -4 overall.

tulah :bigun:
Finnster :bigun:

Top losing picks last week:
NE 8
Carol 6
GB 4
Tenn 4

Top winning picks last week:
Buff 7
Balt 6
NE/NYJ Under 5
Atl 5
Oak 4
Cincy 4
NO 4

9 Overs hit
7 Unders hit

9 Dogs hit
6 Favs hit
(NO/Philly was PK)

6 Home teams covered
10 Away teams covered
(if i'm not mistaken, that's two weeks in a row,
I guarantee it won't keep up)

KC 41
Philly -8

Tenn 37
NYJ -2.5

Jax 47
Hou -3.5

Cleve 38.5
Balt -13

NYG -6.5
TBay 44

Wash -6
Det 38.5

GBay -6.5
StL 41

SF 40
Minny -6.5

Atl 46
NE -4

Chi -2
Seat 37

NO -6
Buff 52

Mia 44
SD -5.5

Pitt -4
Cincy 37

Den -1.5
Oak 35.5

Indy 47.5
Zona -2.5

Carol 47
Dall -8.5


GOOD LUCK DIPSHITS

 

[Kramer]

Updated standings, damn Bobby, I thought you were
an accountant :mj07: :142smilie


+7
tulah
+6
The Finnster
+5
KRAMASS
Jinxed
+2
WISEASS
el Cocca
WonderDog
Saul
Jaek
Bad Angel (Exorcist)
trollin (Stinkbait)
Tcas (teacup)
+1
cmamoulelis (Boy George)
ZERO'S
Carters Presidency
tigerfan (poor guy, I assume you mean Detroit)
Blackman :00x32
gmroz22 :00x11
Phart :mj07:
Octomom
Morris :drinky:
Woody
The Boys (circle jerk)
ImFelker GQ
thadchr (WTF kinda name is that)
-1
General Grant
The Rippster :142smilie
Rolltide (Skinny)
-2
hawkeye
Eagle Green (PETA)
LDB (no show)*
-3
the wease
Beachboy (Dude)
-4
Tazzmanian Devil
Clem D (percocet)
Joe Jitzu
Moby Dick
Ron Jeremy*
Box and Done*
-5
The Fucking Sponge
-8
Short Stack kurby

*not eligible for last place

 

[cmamoulelis]

cincy +4
chi - 2
sf +6.5

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Tazmanian Devil, you are correct. Short Stack is an
accountant, I wouldn't hire him any time soon.

. . . because you couldn't afford me

And Jinx fuckin breaker, if you want to change your picks, just hit edit, make your changes, and hit save changes you fuckin moran.

Umm . . . that's not the rules that have been followed in previous seasons because when you edit a post, you can change it, and the time stamp (i.e. what the worm did). It'd be nice if someone had some common sense, but this is the shittiest contest on the web.

Which is why you have Carter's Cubs too high

 

[ripken8]

you know something is fucked up when cie grant and I are in the middle of the pack at -1... WTF?

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

y'know. . . . I might be wrong, I think Jackie edited that changing the time stamp stuff

 

[Morris]

Hmmmmmmmmmm...you can edit your post after the games are over...........

:00x32

Look out 1st place is mine.............:mj07:

 

[el JB]

Hmmmmmmmmmm...you can edit your post after the games are over...........

:00x32

IF THEY CAN'T EVEN TYPE THEIR PICKS ( USING CRAYOLAS OR WHATEVER PHOTOS THEY FIND TO MIMICK THEIR TEAMS COLORS )U THINK THEY COULD ALTER THE PICKS IN A CONVINCING WAY?:142smilie :mj07:

 

[Cie]

you know something is fucked up when cie grant and I are in the middle of the pack at -1... WTF?

Good point. Why are we not much lower:shrug:

 

[el JB]

OK ... NO MORE MR EL NICE COCCA

OK ... NO MORE MR EL NICE COCCA

TIME'S UP FOR GIVING AWAY LOSERS THAT WIN

HERE'S TO YOU LOOK-ALIKE LOSERS

NY JETS -2.5 ( 2X ) :scared :scared :scared
DENVER -1.5 :scared :scared
CAROLINA/DALLAS under 47 :scared

 

[MadJack]

y'know. . . . I might be wrong, I think Jackie edited that changing the time stamp stuff

huh?

i didn't edit anything, sir.

 

[Blackman]

Arizona Cardinals x2
Oakland Raiders
Chicago Bears

 

[Cie]

Jax x2
Buff under
Atl under


GL:weed:

 

[CartersCubs]

NYG -6.5 (2x)
NO -6
CHI -2

 

[WayneWonder]

OVER 44

OVER 38.5

OVER 47 Make it a double...

 

[ppabart]

NYG -6.5 (2x)
NO -6
CHI -2

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[tulah]

NYG x2:toast: (Fade T.B all season...They are living in the past....This is not the old Buccs from years past)...
S.F+
Hou Vs Jax Ov

 

[bjfinste]

Green Bay x2
Arizona
Ravens

Edit: Switching out the Giants in favor of the Ravens. All the NYG injuries are a little scary.

 

[MadJack]

jets
bal over
cin

go ahead and fade, gmroz, yo

shuddup bart

waiting for bbc's cheerleaders. the only guy in this contest that has posts worth reading.

 

[gardenweasel]

no write-ups?....not the case here...put some time in this week(for a change)

official picks:

1)n.o/buff ov 52(2x)...n.o. scoring in the 40-ish range thus far...matter of fact neither team has given up under 20 yet this year....
both have very talented passing games with big-time receivers..
...n.o. ranks 31st in pass defense...that may be because teams are playing from behind...that`s fine with me ...detroit and philly sans mcnabb put up over 20 on them....and who gives a shit whether it`s in catch-up mode or not?...we`re talking points here.....if it`s because the bills are playing from behind,that`ll do for the over...i like having edwards throwing to owens/evans and reed in catch-up mode....
buffalo may try and play ball control...but i don`t think it`ll work...both have decent run defenses,so i expect a passing duel...

2)tenn+2.5....i am one that thought the jets were gonna be a factor this year...i`ve always preferred them on the road as they have always been a stronger road dog than home fave...
have to believe that fisher will do everything in his power to get in the win column...
the jets are better than advertised...the titans are better than their record...and despite their records, the titans are still better than the jets....
2-0 vs 0-2...just like the set-up.. wouldn`t like this match-up as much if it were in tennessee and the jets were the dogs.....

jets run defense hasn`t really been tested yet..they will be this week...plenty of pitches and screens to counter rex`s frenetic blitz schemes...

3)also taking s.d. after watching manning just destroy the miami pass defense last week(despite key injuries to their receiving corps)with around 15-20 minutes possesion time,i`ll go against the consensus and believe that san diego refocuses here...prepares for the wildcat...and passes the phins into oblivion......after seeing dallas clark maim the dolphin secondary,it`s scary contemplating what rivers and gates might do coming off a disappointing home loss...
the dolphins have some serious issues in their passing game/receiving corps...bad hands...pedestrian talent...immobile qb....
short,coast to coast week for the phins... and the chargers have to visit pittsburgh next weekend....1-3 going into the bye a real possibility with a loss here...

the one thing that bugs me is the fact that san diego basically wins this division by default,so,this team`s motivation is always a ?....

non-contest leans:
i`m prolly taking the points with detroit and buffalo this weekend(hoping to get 7 with each...really like buffalo to keep this close and think detroit has a real shot at an outright win)...and i`m sniffing our fearless leader`s butt on the cincy+ pick being that he`s hotter than a romanian waitress in a mini-skirt and i`m colder than a well-digger`s ass in alaska.. ..

disclaimer:
a)i`m -3 in the contest

b)i live very close to power lines and ate paint chips as a kid....