Holy Sh*t...Homeland security is holding $40 million for me

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If I read this email correctly, for $210.00 I have a legitimate shot at collecting $40. Million Dollars...anybody want in?

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY,MG Timothy J. Lowenberg, Adjutant
General and Director State Military Department Washington Military
Dept.,
Bldg1 Camp Murry, Wash USA.

Good Day To You ,

I hope this email finds you in good spirit and in good health? because
i am quite aware of your losses in the past years now through this
security office intelligent track devices,it may surprise you

that i am also aware of your Consignment Boxes Pursuit In Benin, Ghana,
Togo, Nigeria, Spain, France, Malaysia, Indonesia, China, Korea and etc
.My name Is John F. Kelly ,the Current secretary of

U.S Department Of Homeland Security,i am in charge to monitor all
Foreign Transactions In Africa Europe And Asia and this kept me in
constantly traveling round the world.

I have been in The U.S Department Of Homeland Security Secret Service
now since The Government of President Donald Trump, monitoring the
various transactions going on in Africa, Europe And

Asia, most especially Consignments Cases, A.T.M Card Cases And Bank
Transfer. I do not intend to spoil your day or to put you under duress
but you can not receive any of your Consignments

Boxes, A.T.M Card And Bank Transfer pursuit, without a Clearance from
this U.S Department Of Homeland Security. However, upon my arrival in
Benin Republic after series of meetings with our

President Donald Trump, and United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-
Moon, due to numerous complains from other Security Agencies from
Africa Asia, Europe, Oceania, Antarctica,South America

And The United States Of America Respectively, and against the Benin
Government and Nigeria over the rate of Scam/Fraudulent Activities
going on in these Africa Countries and around the World.

When i arrive in the Benin Parliament in Cotonou and i went through all
cases of unpaid funds, i found your Consignment Box Clearance File
lying on the Foreign Affair Office Desk without any

attention and on a through scrutiny, i discovered that your Consignment
have been abandoned by your delivery agent.Meanwhile,i was made to
understand that the Foreign Affair Office have tried

to reach to you, but no way and they have made several attempts to
contact your delivery agent but to no avail. To my greatest surprise,
during my recent routine Re-Checking, i personally

discovered that your Consignment Content Declaration Document (C.C.D.D)
stated that your Consignment Contains Personal Effects meanwhile, it
contains United States Dollar Cash US$40 Million

Dollars, (Forty Million United States Dollars) which made it
impossible for the Consignment to be delivered to you earlier before
now.

Based on this personal discovery,i am contacting you now to let you
know that with my position and power as the secretary of U.S Department
Of Homeland Security and now i am presently here in

Benin Republic to handle this matter of all unpaid foreign payment to
their respective owners like you,i can assist you to legally clear your
Consignment Funds and personally make the shipment to

you on my traveling back, but you must agree with the following
conditions.Because i have called our office in Washington,Dc from here
in Benin,who has been intercepting all your E-Mail

Communications, telephone Text/Sms messages & all telephone Calls, with
the help of Mtn, Tigo Vodafone And Airtel Network Benin. I also
received some information from our Homeland Security

Office representing here in Benin Republic, they have confirmed about
your emails, & other communications that you have been dealing and
sending Money to people in Benin, Ghana, South

Africa, Togo, Nigeria , UK & etc who claims to be the Western Union
Directors and representative of other unofficial offices. You are also
dealing with a Bank, and other names which i am still

waiting to be forwarded to me from Our Office In Washington,Dc. My
office authority have monitored all your dealings with those Hoodlums.

You are advice to from hence fort to stop further dealings with all the
above mentioned people, until we complete our investigation. Because
your dealing with them is termed as illegal transaction.

I wish to inform you that we the Homeland Security is on look out for
all the above mentioned names, mostly those who claims to be the
director of West African Debt settlement, Western Union And

Money Gram And A.T.M Card offices and including the property recovery
Benin. All these mentioned people are imposters, and we intend to
apprehend them soon. I want you to please stop

communicating, and dealing with them until we complete our
investigation. I wish to notify you about the latest development
concerning your Consignment Box content of your total US$40 Million

that was already handed over to me today. Your Consignment Box content
of your total US$40 Million was assigned to me today after the meeting
held between me and some of the top Parliament

members of Benin and the Foreign Affair Minister in the Benin Capital
Commercial Headquarters Cotonou, due to the delay by you as nobody has
haired from you to receive your Consignment Box

For Long time now.

Accordingly, we have waived away all your Consignment Box "Clearance
Fees" and authorized the Government of Benin Republic to allow me fly
with this your approved Consignment Box to make

the delivery to you without any delay which they have agreed. The only
Fee you will Pay to confirm Your Consignment Box received in your
possession is the "Air Flight Weight Fee" of your

Consignment Box which is the sum of US$210.00 only. In order words
your Briefcase is with me now and i shall be coming to your country to
make the delivery to you as soon as you send me your

below shipping details/Address where you will want your consignment be
deliver to you.

Your Full Name: .........
Your Country: ...................
Your State: ...........................
Your City: ..................................
Your Full Address: ......
Your Direct Telephone Numbers: .............
Your Age:........................
Your Occupation: ............................
Your I.D Copy: ..........................

Preferably, you can send us your Mobile Phone number to enable an
urgent direct contact with you hence the arrival in your city. Hence i
hear from you also with the MTCN Numbers for the fee

payment of the Air Flight Weight Fee of your Consignment Box which is
the sum of US$210.00 only, then, i will be coming along with your
Consignment Briefcase Box content of your US$40Million,

but remember that as the secretary of The Department Of Homeland
Security United States Of America, i am a Us Government Secret Security
Agent and i have the power to go through any Airport

Customs and security Agents without personal inspection or inspecting
what i carry along and as soon as i arrive in your state,i will give
you a telephone call and instantly send an email to you from

my official I pad Hand Computer which is always with me while traveling
around the world so that you will give me a direction on how we can
meet Face to Face and i will physically hand over your

Consignment Box to you before proceeding back to my official duty Post
in the States.

As soon as i arrive, i shall call you on your Telephone Number
following an email to you then when you immediately respond, i will
Meet you in person, hand over your Consignment Box to you and

all these will end once and for all now. I have taken this assignment
upon myself because i understand that you have really paid so much on
the cost of these Delivery which i want to
stop now,because,nothing was received by you. So be advised to contact
me hence immediately you get this email now because, every thing has
been done ok.

Once you send the money, try to immediately notify me with the Mtcn for
easy pick up and for the immediate action on the delivery of your
Consignment Box,for you to receive your Funds without

any further delay Again . Since you was unable to receive it since .
Send the fee of US$210.00 via Money Gram or Western Union Money
Transfer using the below stated receivers name and

information. the money should be send to U.Shj

Receiver?s Name_____Scot David
Country_________Benin Republic
City__________Cotonou
Amount_______US$210.00
Mtcn_______
Sender's Name _____?
Sender's Address___?

As soon as you send the fee, make sure that you send me the MTCN
numbers, senders name and other payment information.Once you send the
Money, Try to immediately notify me with the Mtcn

for confirmation and for the immediate action on the shipping of your
Consignment and its Handing over to you. Also you are to forward to us
any email that you have been receiving from people

for proper verification and investigation before you deal with them
okay.

Sincerely Yours,

CURRENT SECRETARY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY USA .
John F.Kelly
Call or text me at +1(202) 847-5754
WhatsApp Contact: +(229) 69 94 83 77
From The U.S Department Of Homeland Security.
EMAIL: mrjohn.kerry5@gmail.com
 

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I hope this email finds you in good spirit and in good health? because
i am quite aware of your losses in the past years


At least they follow your picks!
 

Dead Money

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Upstairs watching sports on the big TV.
I hope this email finds you in good spirit and in good health? because
i am quite aware of your losses in the past years


At least they follow your picks!

Now THAT'S funny:toast:......sadly its probably true this year....so you want in on the 40 mill?

A million dollars in hundreds weighs 20lbs.....I wonder how he is going to carry 40 times 20 lbs 800lbs in a briefcase?
 

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Now THAT'S funny:toast:......sadly its probably true this year....so you want in on the 40 mill?

A million dollars in hundreds weighs 20lbs.....I wonder how he is going to carry 40 times 20 lbs 800lbs in a large suitcase?

I think my share would be too much!

:facepalm:
 

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I guess the joke was on us!!!

I guess the joke was on us!!!

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