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MadJack

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Do you weigh 222 on Friday and weigh 215 on Saturday?

:shrug:

At least it ain't the other way around.
 
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MadJack said:
Do you weigh 222 on Friday and weigh 215 on Saturday?

:shrug:

At least it ain't the other way around.
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Depends on when you weigh yourself. The best time to weigh yourself is after you get up in the morning and go to the bathroom. Then you have your true weight. It can fluctuate during the day depending on what you eat, drink, and yes if you take a decent crap.
 
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PAChicky said:
Depends on when you weigh yourself. The best time to weigh yourself is after you get up in the morning and go to the bathroom. Then you have your true weight. It can fluctuate during the day depending on what you eat, drink, and yes if you take a decent crap.
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Always weigh myself after morning deposits.
 
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Did you happen to run over an old gypsy woman while getting a hummer in your car last night? I saw a movie where that happened and another gypsy cursed him to grow thin until he died. He was stoked at first cuz he was fat ass, but then it got scary, He had to get his mafia friend to threaten the gypsies until they lifted the curse. ...But only if he could get someone else to eat a cursed pie. That's when the plot got tragically ironic.

Anyway, that's the only explanation for your dangerously rapid weight loss that makes any sense.
 
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smurphy said:
Did you happen to run over an old gypsy woman while getting a hummer in your car last night? I saw a movie where that happened and another gypsy cursed him to grow thin until he died. He was stoked at first cuz he was fat ass, but then it got scary, He had to get his mafia friend to threaten the gypsies until they lifted the curse. ...But only if he could get someone else to eat a cursed pie. That's when the plot got tragically ironic.

Anyway, that's the only explanation for your dangerously rapid weight loss that makes any sense.
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so jack is the "white man from town"?
 
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smurphy said:
Did you happen to run over an old gypsy woman while getting a hummer in your car last night? I saw a movie where that happened and another gypsy cursed him to grow thin until he died. He was stoked at first cuz he was fat ass, but then it got scary, He had to get his mafia friend to threaten the gypsies until they lifted the curse. ...But only if he could get someone else to eat a cursed pie. That's when the plot got tragically ironic.

Anyway, that's the only explanation for your dangerously rapid weight loss that makes any sense.
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Saw it. Stephen King I believe?

I didn't feel bad eating Doritos today though. :toast:
 
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