I am utterly worthless

[TontoKowalski]

I don't work, I am a full-time MBA student taking 3 classes. I gamble, don't excersize, and generally don't do anything worthwhile in my life. I spend about 2 hours a day checking my fantasy team (that is 1-4, thank you very much), an hour or so surfing porn, about another hour on sports-related message boards, another hour searching odd internet topics, maybe 5 minutes doing job searching or resume/networking type activity. I barely do any homework or study unless its mandatory, last minute. my hygiene is by far the worst in my classes, I wear pretty much the same clothes almost every day.

Pretty much my only positive activity is walking the dogs. And I'm tired so I have to take naps.

ANyone got me beat?

Oh, and I also owe a shitload to the IRS.

 

[ppabart]

You win

 

[jr11]

Winner, not sure if anyone can top you.

 

[doochuk]

ONLY THING WORSE WOULD BE IF YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU HAD ISSUE'S-----NOW DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT--GL

 

[TontoKowalski]

aren't one of you guys posting from prison or something? c'mon just lie to me, make me feel good

 

[Agent 0659]

 

[jr11]

No prison, just hell.....

 

[TontoKowalski]

I'm about to finish a really good book!

 

[MadJack]

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

now you KNOW the pic of you in that hat will be coming soon :142smilie

 

[ppabart]

This is a good pic. Dip still in mouth, about 30 beers deep, and dreaming of a one-armed lady

 

[Agent 0659]

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

now you KNOW the pic of you in that hat will be coming soon :142smilie

Just wanted this guy to know it COULD be worse!

:mj07:

 

[IntenseOperator]

Are you one of Jerry's kids? What is an MBA? I'm not college ejumacated.

You do have many of the standard qualities to go into management at some company. I do see you are missing the lamest quality of all......

do you golf?

 

[TontoKowalski]

unfortunately I don't golf. Though I'm not afraid to bang hookers outside my marriage, if that's needed at conventions, meetings, etc.

 

[3 Seconds]

How old are you?

If you are 23 or under this is totally acceptable behavior.

 

[IntenseOperator]

:idea:

I think I found his double!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rThXRVkXHjc&feature=related

 

[IntenseOperator]

unfortunately I don't golf. Though I'm not afraid to bang hookers outside my marriage, if that's needed at conventions, meetings, etc.

YOUR MARRIED!?!:scared

For the sake of all that's holy, please don't breed!

 

[TontoKowalski]

How old are you?

If you are 23 or under this is totally acceptable behavior.

I've got 23 destroyed. But as loraine bracco in one of hte 3 sopranos episodes i watched today said, "today 26 is the new 21". so I'm 23 by that math, about.

at least i'm getting my mba. wow.:mj06:

 

[TontoKowalski]

YOUR MARRIED!?!:scared

For the sake of all that's holy, please don't breed!

oh c'mon... i mean what are you doing that is so productive if you are on a gambling message board?

 

[TontoKowalski]

i made $25 on online blackjack today!

 

[kosar]

oh c'mon... i mean what are you doing that is so productive if you are on a gambling message board?

He goes to pierogi fests. :shrug: