I am utterly worthless

[ppabart]

You didn't say how many times you masterbate a day ?

C'mon tell us the all time record ????!!!!!!

:scared :scared :scared Why?

 

[ga_ben]

Well you do certainly qualify to vote for Obama. Just kidding! Sort of. I kid, I joke.

 

[MadJack]

1. Put down the porn. When the mood strikes you, go take care of business in another room as fast as possible. Net result is the same, but you just saved an hour or two of surfing and then clearing histories, cashes, etc.

:mj07: :mj07: :142smilie :142smilie

 

[freelancc]

Pretty much my only positive activity is walking the dogs.

in all seriousness, i know a woman (in Los Angeles)who has her own 'dog walking' business and she clears over 35K a year without paying taxes.... :0corn

 

[MadJack]

take a damn shower when you wake up in the morning and dress in fresh clothes. that right there will help you feel better about yourself.

what's the wife think about THAT?!

THEN bonk the wife immediately afterwards.

2 birds killed one stone and only used about 15 minutes of your prescious time :shrug:

 

[vinnie]

I don't work, I am a full-time MBA student taking 3 classes. I gamble, don't excersize, and generally don't do anything worthwhile in my life. I spend about 2 hours a day checking my fantasy team (that is 1-4, thank you very much), an hour or so surfing porn, about another hour on sports-related message boards, another hour searching odd internet topics, maybe 5 minutes doing job searching or resume/networking type activity. I barely do any homework or study unless its mandatory, last minute. my hygiene is by far the worst in my classes, I wear pretty much the same clothes almost every day.

Pretty much my only positive activity is walking the dogs. And I'm tired so I have to take naps.

ANyone got me beat?

Oh, and I also owe a shitload to the IRS.

 

[vinnie]

in all seriousness, i know a woman (in Los Angeles)who has her own 'dog walking' business and she clears over 35K a year without paying taxes.... :0corn

 

[TontoKowalski]

now THAT's ****ing funny:mj07:

 

[IntenseOperator]

here ya go Tonto!

here ya go Tonto!

http://www.brandextract.com/catbowling/default.asp

 

[gardenweasel]

being number two ain`t so bad,tonto....:lol:

 

[vinnie]

I'm worth 50% less than I was a year a go :s1:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

I think best avenue of approach is to boost your morale and get some positive reinforcements from people who make you feel wanted.

My advice would be to seek out Acorn on their next registration drive near you