I canceled my membership

[djv]

Buddy my old friend this does not sound like you. But your pastor said is always scarey for anyone. Even deep Jesus follwers. Better win the war in Iraq. We have. Were almost done with final clean up. We should be completely out of there in 16/18 months.
OIl is the problem? What your pastor should do is put heat on oil companies that are not drilling on the 44 million acres that they have ok to do. Instead there playing the fear game with the american people. With they need permission to drill in another 34 million. They should have started on the first 44 milllion long time ago. Why have'nt they. Maybe because they want to keep prices high. Tell your pastor to send oil co's some letters.

 

[smurphy]

it's amazing how people are so affected by the 'pastors.'

Gmroz is the pastor of Madjackson. Population up to 181!:00hour

 

[gardenweasel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

i think i must`ve had some bad mushrooms last night.....

i dreamed that liberals are coming to their senses and gmro is a pastor....

there is one constant...kosar`s attitude is still worse than pus from a lanced boil...

 

[MadJack]

I canceled my membership and turned in my moonbat card.

I got a little education this morning at church.

You can even call it a real "eye opener".

Title of the sermon was "Oil and Armageddon".

Pastor discussed at length the Peak Oil theory named after american geophysicist, M. King Hubbert.

If anyone has an ounce of common sense, you better pray real hard that we win this war in Iraq.

President Bush is not quite as moronic as he appears.

May God have mercy on us all.

did you place a little extra into the basket when it came around for this education?

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

did you place a little extra into the basket when it came around for this education?

The basket is for the newbs. Pastor said true believers give 20% and God prefers diect deposit.

 

[buddy]

Our church has two ushers per collection plate.

One passes the plate and the other tells you how much to put in.

If you don't have the required amount, you must serve time in the church prison.

Welchers are fingerprinted + photographed and their pictures are shown in the next weeks church bulletin along with an IRS statement of their projected income for 2008.

Luckily, I borrowed a few bucks from a lady sitting behind me and met the requirement.

Wheww!

 

[Agent 0659]

If anyone has an ounce of common sense

you better pray real hard

Is that an oxy-moran?:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

Funny thread! Kosar got Pwned

 

[MadJack]

Our church has two ushers per collection plate.

One passes the plate and the other tells you how much to put in.

If you don't have the required amount, you must serve time in the church prison.

Welchers are fingerprinted + photographed and their pictures are shown in the next weeks church bulletin along with an IRS statement of their projected income for 2008.

Luckily, I borrowed a few bucks from a lady sitting behind me and met the requirement.

Wheww!

sounds familiar :00x32

 

[MadJack]

and that's right, it's a 'plate' not a basket. wtf was i thinking. sorry.

 

[Agent 0659]

If anyone has an ounce of common sense, you better pray real hard that we win this war in Iraq.

Praying about winning a war:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

I'm still fkin cracking up about that one! Buddy, how can you type that shit with a straight face?

 

[Agent 0659]

pray real hard

that we win this war

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[MadJack]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

settle down, moran :mj07:

settle down :142smilie

 

[Agent 0659]

settle down, moran :mj07:

settle down :142smilie

I have fking heard it ALL now! :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

How does that prayer go?

:142smilie

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Odd they get you on you about your pastors sermon Buddy

--but adore a guy that calls his radical racist pastor- his uncle/mentor for 20 years.

Your next step in your transformation will be defining "liberal logic"

"G D America"--"Pray for me Jessie" :142smilie

 

[MadJack]

Odd they get you on you about your pastors sermon Buddy

--but adore a guy that calls his radical racist pastor- his uncle/mentor for 20 years.

Your next step in your transformation will be defining "liberal logic"

"G D America"--"Pray for me Jessie" :142smilie

dude.

 

[Agent 0659]

dude.

:0corn :0corn :0corn

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

dude.

:mj07:

 

[kosar]

Funny thread! Kosar got Pwned

I did, huh? :mj07:

 

[kosar]

dude.

:mj07:

 

[kosar]

Odd they get you on you about your pastors sermon Buddy

--but adore a guy that calls his radical racist pastor- his uncle/mentor for 20 years.

Your next step in your transformation will be defining "liberal logic"

"G D America"--"Pray for me Jessie" :142smilie

I guess i'll assume you aren't talking about me.

These 'pastors' need to keep the political shit out of it or they need to start paying taxes like the rest of us.

As I mentioned above.