Get off work at 9am and stop by home depot to get some fittings to work on the wifes bike. ( The motor is wet sumping but this will fix it) Walk up to register and the clerk says its for returns only. Dont bother telling me that the actual check out line is at the other end of the store.
Drive home and have to stop by wifes uncles house to get bike lift. (You borrowed the damn thing but cant return it after I tell you I need it back 3 days in advance)
Lawn mower low on gas so I fill it up...With the 50:1 mixture for the weed eater. Say fukc it and cut the grass anyhow. At least there wont be any mosquitos around for awhile with all the smoke.
Tear wifes bike apart and realize I picked up wrong fittings..for the second time. So now the wifes bike sits there in pieces and I have to explain to her about it when she gets home.
Say fukc it...head to the bar for a beer. Go to local watering hole and sit with the other 6 customers at the bar. Have a cig and cant get waited on. Bartender walks by 3 times and dosent say chit. Get up and walk out.
Next bar.called Iron Horse Saloon..4 patrons in the bar..good service..but...playing 70s disco chit on the jukebox. Gotta go.
Next bar... looking good...country bar..hard body bartender. No one else there but me. We chit chat for awhile..then she turns into one of the types that thinks they know everything about everything but dont know shit. Get irritated quick and have to leave. Dont take this as I was wanting to hit on her..I just thought my day was looking up.
Drive on home and get behind another bike that decides they have to go 40 mph in a 55 mph zone..with no place to pass.
Wife due home about 9pm so I think I will just go sit outside and drink some beers till then.
What could go wrong with that?? Will let you know tommorow.
Drive home and have to stop by wifes uncles house to get bike lift. (You borrowed the damn thing but cant return it after I tell you I need it back 3 days in advance)
Lawn mower low on gas so I fill it up...With the 50:1 mixture for the weed eater. Say fukc it and cut the grass anyhow. At least there wont be any mosquitos around for awhile with all the smoke.
Tear wifes bike apart and realize I picked up wrong fittings..for the second time. So now the wifes bike sits there in pieces and I have to explain to her about it when she gets home.
Say fukc it...head to the bar for a beer. Go to local watering hole and sit with the other 6 customers at the bar. Have a cig and cant get waited on. Bartender walks by 3 times and dosent say chit. Get up and walk out.
Next bar.called Iron Horse Saloon..4 patrons in the bar..good service..but...playing 70s disco chit on the jukebox. Gotta go.
Next bar... looking good...country bar..hard body bartender. No one else there but me. We chit chat for awhile..then she turns into one of the types that thinks they know everything about everything but dont know shit. Get irritated quick and have to leave. Dont take this as I was wanting to hit on her..I just thought my day was looking up.
Drive on home and get behind another bike that decides they have to go 40 mph in a 55 mph zone..with no place to pass.
Wife due home about 9pm so I think I will just go sit outside and drink some beers till then.
What could go wrong with that?? Will let you know tommorow.
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