I had a shit day today

bubbas1

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Get off work at 9am and stop by home depot to get some fittings to work on the wifes bike. ( The motor is wet sumping but this will fix it) Walk up to register and the clerk says its for returns only. Dont bother telling me that the actual check out line is at the other end of the store.

Drive home and have to stop by wifes uncles house to get bike lift. (You borrowed the damn thing but cant return it after I tell you I need it back 3 days in advance)

Lawn mower low on gas so I fill it up...With the 50:1 mixture for the weed eater. Say fukc it and cut the grass anyhow. At least there wont be any mosquitos around for awhile with all the smoke.

Tear wifes bike apart and realize I picked up wrong fittings..for the second time. So now the wifes bike sits there in pieces and I have to explain to her about it when she gets home.

Say fukc it...head to the bar for a beer. Go to local watering hole and sit with the other 6 customers at the bar. Have a cig and cant get waited on. Bartender walks by 3 times and dosent say chit. Get up and walk out.

Next bar.called Iron Horse Saloon..4 patrons in the bar..good service..but...playing 70s disco chit on the jukebox. Gotta go.

Next bar... looking good...country bar..hard body bartender. No one else there but me. We chit chat for awhile..then she turns into one of the types that thinks they know everything about everything but dont know shit. Get irritated quick and have to leave. Dont take this as I was wanting to hit on her..I just thought my day was looking up.

Drive on home and get behind another bike that decides they have to go 40 mph in a 55 mph zone..with no place to pass.

Wife due home about 9pm so I think I will just go sit outside and drink some beers till then.

What could go wrong with that?? Will let you know tommorow.
 
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My wife met a woman today who worked in a bakery. A few years ago, she opened an oven door and the oven exploded in her face. Miraculously, she still has her sight, but her face and arms are badly disfigured.

Thank God you're still breathing.

And don't sweat the small stuff.
 

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Buddy..this was just one of those days where everything goes wrong no matter what you do. Everyone has them.
I know things could be worse and in the scheme of things this isnt anything but I just had to rant.
 

gardenweasel

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i hear you...i turned on the t.v. twice today and got geraldo both times.....and that`s a little to much assholishness for my taste.....

then my shopping acumen gets insulted in this very forum....

maybe my blood sugar`s a little low.....i`m going after some milk and cookies...

and then some sedation....

hope you have a stroke-free evening...
 

Morris

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Get off work at 9am and stop by home depot to get some fittings to work on the wifes bike. ( The motor is wet sumping but this will fix it) Walk up to register and the clerk says its for returns only. Dont bother telling me that the actual check out line is at the other end of the store.

Drive home and have to stop by wifes uncles house to get bike lift. (You borrowed the damn thing but cant return it after I tell you I need it back 3 days in advance)

Lawn mower low on gas so I fill it up...With the 50:1 mixture for the weed eater. Say fukc it and cut the grass anyhow. At least there wont be any mosquitos around for awhile with all the smoke.

Tear wifes bike apart and realize I picked up wrong fittings..for the second time. So now the wifes bike sits there in pieces and I have to explain to her about it when she gets home.

Say fukc it...head to the bar for a beer. Go to local watering hole and sit with the other 6 customers at the bar. Have a cig and cant get waited on. Bartender walks by 3 times and dosent say chit. Get up and walk out.

Next bar.called Iron Horse Saloon..4 patrons in the bar..good service..but...playing 70s disco chit on the jukebox. Gotta go.

Next bar... looking good...country bar..hard body bartender. No one else there but me. We chit chat for awhile..then she turns into one of the types that thinks they know everything about everything but dont know shit. Get irritated quick and have to leave. Dont take this as I was wanting to hit on her..I just thought my day was looking up.

Drive on home and get behind another bike that decides they have to go 40 mph in a 55 mph zone..with no place to pass.

Wife due home about 9pm so I think I will just go sit outside and drink some beers till then.

What could go wrong with that?? Will let you know tommorow.

I wouldn't bet the over on getting laid tonite! :mj07:
 

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if you think you are going to have a bad day tomorrow, swing on down by me and you can cut my grass. tank is full and blades are sharp... nothing will go wrong with it.

beer is cold too.
 

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This might make you feel better. My system is down and my ace in the whole is missing in action. Are systems are different or you would have me begging you for help. On another note it could be worse. You could have been rickrolled all week.
 

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bubbas1,

I apologize for getting a little anal on you in my first reply. Bad days are no fun, but what makes it bearable is we all get to share in the misery.

Yesterday, I'm stopped at one of the longest traffic lights in western Pennsylvania. I'm six deep with an 18 wheeler leading the pack. It's mid afternoon, the heat is sweltering and my vehicle has no air conditioning. The light turns green, none of us are moving because the 18 wheeler is a "teaching tractor" with a student driver at the wheel.

Of the six vehicles, three made it through the light.
 

buddy

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Hangin' in there, Bucky. Just sittin' here in shorts and flip flops tellin' the wife women spend entirely too much time in the bathroom. How's things with you?
 

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bubbas1,

I apologize for getting a little anal on you in my first reply. Bad days are no fun, but what makes it bearable is we all get to share in the misery.

Yesterday, I'm stopped at one of the longest traffic lights in western Pennsylvania. I'm six deep with an 18 wheeler leading the pack. It's mid afternoon, the heat is sweltering and my vehicle has no air conditioning. The light turns green, none of us are moving because the 18 wheeler is a "teaching tractor" with a student driver at the wheel.

Of the six vehicles, three made it through the light.

Was that bearable or BEERABLE?? Just when you think it can't get worse....it does....been there , big time. Keep going , that's all I can say. Best of Luck to all.
 

BUCKY1

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Hangin' in there, Bucky. Just sittin' here in shorts and flip flops tellin' the wife women spend entirely too much time in the bathroom. How's things with you?
Same ole-same ole. Goin to the Brewer game tomorrow. Float me an email.
 

fatdaddycool

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couldn't fix wifes bike and couldn't hit on hot bartender all in one day and still get to sleep in your own bed with aforementioned wife. Let me assure you my friend.........you had a great day. Didn't have to fix wifes bike that you were looking to screw around on anyway, got to go to three different bars in one night and not get pulled over and your lawn mower works. Worst thing that happened to you is that the wife got home at nine instead of eleven. Sorry about your bad luck bro. Tomorrow go take the day off go get the right parts fix the bike, water the lawn, take the newly fixed bike up to the last bar, pick up the tender, bring her/him home and bang her/him on the back of the wifes bike until right around 9:10p then tell us tomorrow how your day went.
 

bubbas1

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couldn't fix wifes bike and couldn't hit on hot bartender all in one day and still get to sleep in your own bed with aforementioned wife. Let me assure you my friend.........you had a great day. Didn't have to fix wifes bike that you were looking to screw around on anyway, got to go to three different bars in one night and not get pulled over and your lawn mower works. Worst thing that happened to you is that the wife got home at nine instead of eleven. Sorry about your bad luck bro. Tomorrow go take the day off go get the right parts fix the bike, water the lawn, take the newly fixed bike up to the last bar, pick up the tender, bring her/him home and bang her/him on the back of the wifes bike until right around 9:10p then tell us tomorrow how your day went.

Ok shit for brains...looking to cheat on my wife??? not a chance. If you were trying to be funny it didnt work. I can be accused of many things but that aint one of them.
 
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