Great thread and I have a few responses to some of the questions posed:
a. I have no problem with community service and we would be a better society if we collectively did not consider it to be a burden.
b. GW, yes the ?official shirts? will indeed be brown and your concern about the dress code is duly noted.
c. Morris, yes we will all get t-shirts. However they will all be brown.
d. IO, if there is a ?Pussy Poly? forum at MadJack?s why is my access blocked?
e. Jack, I also do not have a shirt.
f. Jack, a light bulb? Surely you can?t be serious!
g. Smurphy, you need to get more sleep. Seriously.
h. Scott, nobody said that 50 was easy but ?ripping a hamstring?? Clearly you have the calves of a 65 year old man.
i. Jack, sorry to hear about your "lower back muscle? but how this has affected your bowel movement tendencies is really none of our business.
j. Smurphy, we get it. You don?t like Republicans. Can you let it go for a week or three?
k. Weasie, Mars ain?t far enough away for you, Toto.
l. GW, your godson?s service to the church may or may not be counted toward his volunteerism. Regardless, your ?clever? attempt to pat your own back with the ?TM ? graphic has been duly noted.
m. Matt, you also ?crack yourself up? from time to time.
n. Spongy, you seriously pulled the same ?muscle?? Thank God it was not your appendix bursting! We appreciate your efforts in ?fighting back?.
o. Weasie, if it will help you feel better, I believe in putting criminals to work.
p. GW, yes all those that choose not to volunteer will be jailed or even worse.
q. Scott, I hope you?re right. We could certainly use some ?change?
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