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In the store today bagging up some corn on the cob and here comes a "lady", 320+ pounds, halter top, short shorts and flip flops. Beside her is what I assume is her husband wearing a wife beater and cutoff jean shorts with a look about him like he has just given up all hope in life.

As she passes by she reads the sign on the bin of corn and says, very loudly "4 for $1.29, MY GOD that's over $5.00 a dozen, these prices are getting fucking crazy".


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penguinfan said:
In the store today bagging up some corn on the cob and here comes a "lady", 320+ pounds, halter top, short shorts and flip flops. Beside her is what I assume is her husband wearing a wife beater and cutoff jean shorts with a look about him like he has just given up all hope in life.

As she passes by she reads the sign on the bin of corn and says, very loudly "4 for $1.29, MY GOD that's over $5.00 a dozen, these prices are getting fucking crazy".


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Walmart?

Oh, that's right, you live in the 'Burgh :lol:
 
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penguinfan said:
In the store today bagging up some corn on the cob and here comes a "lady", 320+ pounds, halter top, short shorts and flip flops. Beside her is what I assume is her husband wearing a wife beater and cutoff jean shorts with a look about him like he has just given up all hope in life.

As she passes by she reads the sign on the bin of corn and says, very loudly "4 for $1.29, MY GOD that's over $5.00 a dozen, these prices are getting fucking crazy".


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Good looking, not good at math, if she only had blond hair what more could any man want. Maybe she has a twin sister for a threesome.
 
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penguinfan said:
In the store today bagging up some corn on the cob and here comes a "lady", 320+ pounds, halter top, short shorts and flip flops. Beside her is what I assume is her husband wearing a wife beater and cutoff jean shorts with a look about him like he has just given up all hope in life.

As she passes by she reads the sign on the bin of corn and says, very loudly "4 for $1.29, MY GOD that's over $5.00 a dozen, these prices are getting fucking crazy".

Should of told her you have some in your trunk for
$ 4.50 & let her count them out.
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penguinfan said:
In the store today bagging up some corn on the cob and here comes a "lady", 320+ pounds, halter top, short shorts and flip flops. Beside her is what I assume is her husband wearing a wife beater and cutoff jean shorts with a look about him like he has just given up all hope in life.

As she passes by she reads the sign on the bin of corn and says, very loudly "4 for $1.29, MY GOD that's over $5.00 a dozen, these prices are getting fucking crazy".


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What part of Alabama you live in?
 
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That would be the 16 count dozen.
What's wrong with you guys???:shrug:
 
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That would be the 16 count dozen.
What's wrong with you guys???:shrug:
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At some point I had to wonder if she didn't know

1: How to multiply 3 x 1.29
2: There are 3 fours in 12
3: How many are in a dozen.


I decided it was either one or two because she certainly knew what a dozen donuts looked like.
 
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The fat lady took one look at you and said to her hubby, "look at that angry lil fella bagging that 5 dollar corn hehehe"

And then she ate a donut.
 
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