If you could have free, unlimited service for five years

MadJack

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If you could have free, unlimited service for five years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur, or masseuse, which would you choose?

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chauffeur for sure you can go to any sporting event, fishing trip, strip club and not worry how wasted you get plus you can have a good time in the back of the limo ;) :0074
 

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chauffeur for sure you can go to any sporting event, fishing trip, strip club and not worry how wasted you get plus you can have a good time in the back of the limo ;) :0074

Who said you're getting a limo :shrug:
 

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You see what I'm saying a lady chauffeur can bring you to the best restaurants while you and you're girl can get better acquainted on the way there :D :toast:
 

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Since I already have two of the three, I'll have to go with masseuse. It'd be nice once in awhile to have a massage that didn't end in sex. :shrug:
 

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Easy, I cook, drive, and need a FEMALE masseuse. Happy endings surely would happen once in a while. :shrug:


I'd have her massage Angela too.

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Since I already have two of the three, I'll have to go with masseuse. It'd be nice once in awhile to have a massage that didn't end in sex. :shrug:

I am the opposite I wish all my massages ended in sex:popcorn2 :SIB
 
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