A side note to the handshake: What's with the asshats who don't let you get your mitt in theirs before they "clamp on"? You slide your hand through space until the thumbs cross, and then you clasp, and shake! Is that so fuking hard, dipshit? I can't tell you how many times some clown grabs my fingers, and holds on for dear life!
It's clumsy, it's awkward, and you're queer!
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"Linetards"
Oh, you fuker! Why did you bring them up?
GET THE FUK OUTTA THE WAY!!!!
You are done with your shit. Step aside two stinking steps, and let the next person get on with their transaction! Now, you can dilly dally all day long getting your shit straightened out.
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So, you're sitting at a busy intersection, waiting for a break in the action, so you can shoot across.
Cars are coming in an endless stream left and right. You almost have an opening, but not quite, and as "that car" gets right up to the corner, the driver hits the right turn signal, as they are making the fuking turn! WTF?????
Put you goddamned directional on BEFORE you start to make your turn, huh?
On the other hand, you have the opposite. The guy who plans on turning sooner of later. You're sitting at the stop sign waiting to dart out at any opportunity, and the guy up the street hits the right turn blinker! Sweet!
So, you decide to move out, and
Hhhhhhonk!!!!!"
You lock 'em up, he locks 'em up.....he is flipping you off for "pulling out in front of him", and you are wondering what the hell is going on? (Me? I'm yelling right back, "Stick that turn signal up your ass, faggot!")
He continues up the street half a block before turning into the gas station he was signaling for.....
HINT TO MADJACK MEMBERS:
Don't put your signal on for a turn that is past a street corner with a waiting car!
Agent, I fuking hate YOU for starting this thread, too!
