I'm tired of

[Penguinfan]

Usually he keeps me apprised of his movements.

:142smilie Now you're killing me.

 

[Agent 0659]

They still have full service pumps in this country? And you use them? Did the 'fat hog' check your oil also? :shrug:

Get out of your car and pump your own f*cking gas.

Just sayin'.

I almost always pump my own for your info. But today, this place is 2.47 and the other is 2.56. Where would you go? And they pump it for the same price, we need a station like this in Greenfield, lots of disabled vets, fat people, lazy insurance agents, etc.

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

Holy cow, where you been Glenn? Welcome back!


I'm really fukcing tired of having my last $100 in my Wsex account on the Denver under, which is under the total, Den has a 3 point lead, inbounds the ball, Rashweeed Wallace intercepts and throws up a 70 footer which goes in at the buzzer and they head to OT. I am really, REALLY, REALLY tired of that SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.


:mj13:

Thank god Golf season is upon us.

Thanks Agent. Just been working waaaaay too much and haven't been betting on games too much lately. You? Oh and BTW... congrats on still being among the living after losing that Detroit under. I think I would have jabbed myself in the eyeball with a shrimp fork until I reached gray matter if I was on that under. :scared

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

A side note to the handshake: What's with the asshats who don't let you get your mitt in theirs before they "clamp on"? You slide your hand through space until the thumbs cross, and then you clasp, and shake! Is that so fuking hard, dipshit? I can't tell you how many times some clown grabs my fingers, and holds on for dear life!

It's clumsy, it's awkward, and you're queer!


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"Linetards"

Oh, you fuker! Why did you bring them up?

GET THE FUK OUTTA THE WAY!!!!


You are done with your shit. Step aside two stinking steps, and let the next person get on with their transaction! Now, you can dilly dally all day long getting your shit straightened out.

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So, you're sitting at a busy intersection, waiting for a break in the action, so you can shoot across.

Cars are coming in an endless stream left and right. You almost have an opening, but not quite, and as "that car" gets right up to the corner, the driver hits the right turn signal, as they are making the fuking turn! WTF?????

Put you goddamned directional on BEFORE you start to make your turn, huh?



On the other hand, you have the opposite. The guy who plans on turning sooner of later. You're sitting at the stop sign waiting to dart out at any opportunity, and the guy up the street hits the right turn blinker! Sweet!

So, you decide to move out, and


Hhhhhhonk!!!!!"

You lock 'em up, he locks 'em up.....he is flipping you off for "pulling out in front of him", and you are wondering what the hell is going on? (Me? I'm yelling right back, "Stick that turn signal up your ass, faggot!")

He continues up the street half a block before turning into the gas station he was signaling for.....


HINT TO MADJACK MEMBERS:

Don't put your signal on for a turn that is past a street corner with a waiting car!



Agent, I fuking hate YOU for starting this thread, too!

I'm glad I didn't get you riled up or anything yyz. :mj07: And good point on the finger clampers. I shook a guy's hand this weekend whose hands had to have been bigger than Shaq's. I never had a fighting chance. I felt like Webster shaking the guy's hand. And the bonus of it all was that he had those scaly, dried hands that practically scratch you when you shake their hand. Good times!

 

[yyz]

Dry is FAR better than those clammy fukkers!

Damn! I wanna take a freaking shower after one of these guys molests me!

(Wait a minute......I don't like the way that came out just now.)

 

[kosar]

A few comments.

Cold weather (long been over that, grew up in it in Indiana- worse weather than you, by far, up on Lake Michigan-could never do it again after living in paradise for the last 12 years- I feel your pain.)

Mike Matusow (who cares)

Phil Hellmuth (who cares)

Bad beats (deal with it)

Kneifl (interesting situation)

Anna Nicole news (totally ridiculous-give it a fuc*ing rest)

Business people who don't return phone calls. (Happens in business-deal with it)

Cops with big heads(have been fortunate not to have to deal with any cops for many years)

People with Cingular phones (no idea about this one)

Spiders (ok, good luck with that)

NITS (I didn't know sponge played poker)

Wal Mart(hell on earth-would never step foot in there unless under duress)

For English press 1 for Spanish press 2 (don't care)

George Bush (lol-enough said)

Stupid ringtones (90210) :SIB (you gotta problem???)

Meetings (luckily, no such thing for me)

Golfers who don't repair their ballmarks (yeah, terribly stressful.

My electric bill (move to Florida and only pay ridiculous rates in the summer.)

The NBA (always a problem)

-110 Juice (yeah)

Animal cruelty (not nice)

Processed foods (killing us all)

High fructose corn syrup (again, killing us all)

 

[Agent 0659]

Dry is FAR better than those clammy fukkers!

Damn! I wanna take a freaking shower after one of these guys molests me!

(Wait a minute......I don't like the way that came out just now.)

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[The Sponge]

I have no complaints.

 

[IntenseOperator]

I have no complaints.

:mj21:

 

[jr11]

Just came home from golfing and go to get off the turnpike and the fu=king idiot in front of me doesn't have the money ready and wouldn't you know it ask for directions too.

jr11

 

[Old School]

I'm tired (or soon will be) of guys posting records without units especially in baseball. Guy loses 3-4 plays with the Yankees laying $250 to $400 and wins 6-7 plays at even money and posts himself hitting at a 60 per cent clip. :mj11:

OH NO NO...:nono:

those will be exposed..trust me on this one..

 

[hedgehog]

people who always wear long sleeve shirts to work, its business casual, not business formal, lighten up a bit...

 

[LetsMakeMoney]

the lifetime channel :gf:

 

[jr11]

Attention whores.....

jr11

 

[jr11]

I am having fun with this.

I am tired of....

1. Someone starting a thread five minutes in a specific game complaining that there team already lost. That's it the game is over, no chance, the fix is on, conspiracy theory, the league wants such and such in the final game, rim job, why me.

2. Reading someone's thread that you need a special decoder to figure who they are betting on. One person in particular, everyone time I open up his thread I leave confused with what actually he is doing.

jr11

 

[ga_ben]

2 that come to mind right now. . . out of millions

1. At restaurants- just out of the freezer butter that I'm supposed to spread on my bread. I swear I think they blast freeze this stuff just before bringing it out to my table.

2. States enacting legislation that apologizes for slavery. Hell yeah slavery was wrong but theres no one around now who was involved with it. Lets move on! I guess the race pimps need to remain relevant. What's next, reparations?

 

[Agent 0659]

Wal Mart!

 

[Franky Wright]

Walmart parking lots:scared

 

[smurphy]

 

[smurphy]

Trying to please Sponge.
People complaining about gas prices while driving SUVs.
Republicans.
Democrats.

Evangelists.
Atheists.
Posters who claim to be "unstable" and "intense" when you know they're anything but.
Posters who claim to be "centrist".
....gardenweasel....
Threads that start with "Jack,..."
My lazy ass.
The mutha f'kn stock market!
The fk'n phone ringing (even if it's just one call all day).
Women who complain about their relationships to me (sorry, I'm not "that guy" anymore).
Men who complain about their relationships to me (what the hell, are you a woman?)
Maps.
Dry heat (fuk you - it's still goddam 110!)
News channels.
March madness.
NBA.
MLB.
X Games.
Nascar.
People who say "fact of the matter".
Movies about street racing.
MTV.
MTV 2.
That other MTV.
Hip Hop.
People complaining about immigrants.
Losing at ping pong to a girl.
Acid reflux.