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[Old School]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
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> At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
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> "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
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> "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."






> He never heard the gunshot. The funeral is next Monday.

 

[MadJack]

:lol:

 

[Old School]

White House party crasher sues wife for $50M

<CITE id=yui_3_3_0_23_1329488405953304 class="byline vcard">Associated Press ? <ABBR id=yui_3_3_0_23_1329488405953303 class=updated title=2012-02-16T19:37:36Z>18 hrs ago</ABBR></CITE>





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• FILE - In this Tuesday, Nov. 24, 2009 file photo, Michaele and Tareq Salahi, right, ?

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FRONT ROYAL, Virginia (AP) ? White House party crasher Tareq Salahi is suing his wife, claiming she had an affair with a Journey guitarist as part of a calculated attempt to make money for herself and the band at his expense.
The $50 million lawsuit was filed Monday in Virginia. Tareq Salahi says Michaele Salahi's actions have ruined him "physically, emotionally and financially."
The Northern Virginia Daily reports that Tareq Salahi accuses his wife of running away with the guitarist in September and "campaigning to show him as a buffoon with respect to that affair and humiliating him."
The Salahis married in 2003, but are now going through a divorce.
Attorneys for both of the Salahis would not comment.
The couple gained notoriety in 2009 when they crashed a White House state dinner.



:mj07: OH THAT 15 MINUTES OF FAME...