A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, asking,
"Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, asking,
"Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
