It used to be...

[fatdaddycool]

that this place was filled with sarcasm and humor. It seems to be a bit dry lately. Don't know if everyone is scared of war or cold or what, but I need a laugh......someone make fun of Eddie Haskell or something. Maybe take a shot at me or something...has noone had anything funny happen to them in the last few days or weeks even???????

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Cris,

you missed my night out on the town last night,, scroll down and read thread titled

OFF TO MALE STRIP JOINT

here is my cheapshot at you brother!
" when was the last tiem you got laid?"

Don't lie, I know the answer
unless, you met a pretty lady lately?

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Fat:

Why me? It's only been three years since Clinton left office, based upon the, shall we say, slight lean of the members of this site to the right, I'm sure we can find more stuff to dredge up (or drudge up) to attack the evil Billy Jefferson Clinton.

Maybe our more conservative members are practicing there goose-stepping for our glorious march into Baghdad. Maybe everyone is getting exicted about the next Joe Millionaire or Batchelorette show.

Maybe everyone is waiting for the media to skew, manipulate or misinform the public with the next "seemingly" unusual case or verdict to bolster their latest attack on lawyers (i.e. McDonalds, OJ etc.)

Maybe everyone is putting the American flag decals in the windows of their pick-up trucks and singing "God Bless America" (personally, I always preferred, "This Land is Your Land") while trying to justify W's unprovoked INVASION of another country (the 21st century's version of Viet Nam).

Based on most of the members political bent, I'll betcha its one or more of the above reasons as to why this board may have grown a little stale lately.

Just my thoughts....

Lovingly,
Ed

 

[Penguinfan]

Nah Eddie, I'm with you, just gonna sit around and wait for terrorists to blow up everything else in the country while I get a hummer from a fat chick. Wouldn't want to lean too far to the right you know.


Semi-mean spirited, but mostly complying with fatdaddys request.

penguinfan

 

[Blazer]

Football Season

Football Season

Welcome to the end of Football Season. Jack hit record highs this year during the Oblong Pigskin Battles.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

No Eddie those are not my reasons at all! I have been so concentrated on getting my own self together that I have had no time to think about any of you other guys! I apologize for my lack of trash talking around here and I will take this time to put together some swift sack busting little items right now for the good of the group!

Hey Eddie.....have you helped any of the locals get rich quick by screwing some innocent person out of any money lately? ( I know I know I know it is just too easy to pick a fight with you so I say this in jest!)


Being completly serious for a second, I guess we are all just lost without Felonious Monk around here! He is never around posting any of his hilarious little fables for me to key on so therefore I have had little material to work with............Travis come back!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

P-fan:

Didn't quite hear bout the connection between Al Quidea and Mr. Hussein? I'm sure you will enlighten me.

Ed

P.S. How did you guys do against the Titans?

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Blue:

I wish you luck with your issues.

Yes, I continue to represent the downtrodden and weak of our society against the ever-growing power of corporate america and their armies of minions while stripping my poor-wretched, clients for their entire welfare checks as retainers.

Business as usual here in law land.

Eddie "Dr. Evil" Haskell

 

[Penguinfan]

How can we take a guy seriously who thinks the Penguins play the Titans?

Typing this as I get myself a hummer, surely you advocate that.

penguinfan

 

[dawgball]

The last thing that somebody from Cincinnati needs to do is throw around NFL cracks! :moon:


This coming from someone who tried to support them for five years while I lived there, but just can't continue to support Mike Brown. SOrry you have to live through that. I got to be pretty good friends with Ken Anderson and his son while I was up there. He's a real class act! Too bad he's not that great of a coach. Hopefully, Brunell will make him look better.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Pittspuke:

I guess "we" can't. However, are "we" going to respond to the question about the link between Mr. Hussein and Al Quidea or are "we" going to continue to "blow" smoke (instead of "jobs").

Dawgball, I went to law school with Ken Anderson. I agree, nice guy, bad coach. I get everything about Pittsburgh confused. The fans of their two professional teams are so abnoxiously similar I have a hard time distinguishing them.

Don't mess with my beloved men in stripes. Under the tutelage of future hall of fame quarterback, Jon Kitna, my timid pussycats are going to make a run at the playoffs this year after we take another future hall of famer, Carson Palmer, with the first pick of the upcoming draught.

Mike Brown, and his braintrust, have my beloved Bengals heading in the right direction. By the way, Pittspuke, I do not consider the Pirates a professional franchise.

From the Queen City,

Ed

 

[Penguinfan]

Pittspuke:

By the way, Pittspuke, I do not consider the Pirates a professional franchise.

From the Queen

Ed

As opposed to the Reds?!? You bested our "minor league team" by 6 games last season, thats not so good.

Do we really need to resort to name calling, and if so can ya do better than Pittspuke, I mean your a lawyer for God's sake.

penguinfan

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Pittspuke:

Other than being a complete a**hole, what do you do for a living in that town whose female population generally has the ankles of Jack Lambert.

Thanks for proving my point stated earlier under this thread. By the way, I'm quite proud of the fact that I am a lawyer. It sounds as if you are upset with lawyers?

I'm sorry for that. I guess the pd assigned to defend you in your gross sexual imposition trial with minors didn't impress a man of your obvious intellectual acumen.

Maybe your next pd for your upcoming stalking charges will do a better job and you will be more impressed with lawyers. For the third time, wheres the link between Hussein and Al Quidea???

Ed, the impatient lawyer

 

[Penguinfan]

Don't have a job, don't need one, you see years ago I got out of my car at the local Wal-Mart and tripped and fell, lucky for me some lawyer was there to enlighten everybody that someone painted the yellow lines to thick and caused my fall, we sued for $10 million, so I am living comfortably on the $875,000 I have left after he took his fees.
While at that same Wal-Mart I found 10 guys to play the Bengals if ya want, yes I know a football team has 11 players, but 10 will do just fine.

No link as of yet between Hessein and Al Quidea, but I love a good conspiracy theory so I will keep you posted on that. The link between Hussein and weapons of mass destruction was proven in detail by Powell I think though.

penguinfan

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Knew it would not take much to get our esteemed counselor to get the ball rolling in this thread! Go Get em Ed!

 

[Blitz]

Maybe everyone is putting the American flag decals in the windows of their pick-up trucks and singing "God Bless America" (personally, I always preferred, "This Land is Your Land") while trying to justify W's unprovoked INVASION of another country (the 21st century's version of Viet Nam).

Lovingly,
Ed

Ed, get a grip, will ya!

 

[fatdaddycool]

woohoo...thats what I am talkin about boys!!!! Get in there and mix it up a little bit.
I have to say that although you may not believe it. I am kind of on board with Eddie here. The war on Iraq in my opinion is a smoke screen to give the media something to do rather than focus on how poorly W is running the country. Jobless rates escalating, big business getting favorable decisions in court that takes away the bargaining rights of the middle class worker..etc.etc. It won't be long until this country is bankrupt and if we weren't at war or close to it what do you think the media would be reporting on. W

 

[Penguinfan]

FDC, I am in this thread just for the fun of it, I have posted my honest opinions about the Iraq situation in other threads. I hope Eddie is taking no offnese to anything said here, I have taken none, all in good fun. An excellent sparring partner you make Eddie, if only you were from Cleveland we could have some real fun here.......

Penguinfan

 

[ferdville]

O.K., Eddie, here is the latest on good ole' Bubba. Wm Jefferson was the opening act for the Rolling Stones in these parts last night. Of course, the them was "Earth First" or some crap like that. Bubba extolled the virtues of electric cars, evil oil and the like. Then I assumed he went off in his electric powered limo and flew in his solar powered plane back to one of the many mansions he calls home that are no doubt headed with coal. Though I am not sure if coal is politically correct these days. Clinton and Mick must have had some heavy conversations about solving the many problems we have in the world today. Hillary was not spotted as she is too busy ranting that nobody in their right might would ever bomb Iraq. She is also still insisting that Bill never had sex with that woman - it is all a right wing conspiracy.

 

[Chanman]

Eddie, I thought you were killed in Nam! Glad it isn't so. I've seen almost all your porno flicks. Why don't you use your 'Johnny Wadd' screen name? You are a much better 'actor' than Ron Jeremy. Sorry to hear you had to stoop to being a lawyer.
You ever think about making a loop w/Hillary?:scared