It used to be...

[Eddie Haskell]

Fellas'...Where do I begin.... so much ignorance....so little time. Let me scroll down and respond to each of you in order of most stupid to least stupid.

Penguin,

Your lawyer only charged you a 92% contingency fee? You, my friend got a great deal. You see, us lawyers have this kinda unwritten pact that the dumber the client, the more we charge on our fees. You got a break.

By the way, I was born on the east side of Cleveland and went to high school there (Cathedral Latin). I congratulate you on your astute note. Lets just say I enjoy Ohio teams beating anything from western Pa. By the way, how did you guys do against the Titans????

Got to say... I loved that roughing the kicker call just knowing what it did to all those white flag waiving, big-ankled, slug-chicks from ICB town wearing the gold and black. I know, I know,.... the Bengals and the crumble. But how bout them Buckeyes.

Blitz,

Ya know, when I talk about goose steppin Nazis who blindly follow there, pick yourself up by your bootstaps leaders, I kinda picture you. I only hope that you are sincere about your pathetic patriot posts (boy I shoulda saved that one for the Private Petey thread) and that you get to experience, first hand, the soon-to-be glorious victory over the Iraqis.

God bless you, God bless America, and God bless the Republican Party. You are scarry.

Ferdville,

Heard my man introduce the Stones as the greatest rock and roll band. Nothing wrong with bubba appealing to the crowd and trying to be hip. Man, he plays the sax, was on MTV, and was considering getting his own talk show. Doing a lot more than Ron Raygun veggin out in your neck of the woods, Santa Barbra, I think.

Based on your previous posts I can see where you would have trouble with concepts such as "Earth first or some crap like that." Hell, being from another planet why would you care what happens on this planet. Excuse me, gotta go hug a tree.

Fat and Blue,

Thank you for your support as insincere as it was. I will continue to carry the light of wisom and reason through this era (and message board) of darkness as the evil empire (republican party) has control of the three branches of our federal government as well as most state governments. I hope and pray that my posts are the clarion call for all true Americans to understand that the real threat to Americas' freedoms does not come from abroad but, rather from within ie, most of the minions who post here.

Excuse me I have to go watch the next episode of the Batchlorette, which I believe was one of the higher rated television shows of this season. Do I need to say anymore to prove my point.

Chan:

What can I say. I really don't know how to respond to your reasoned, well-thought-out post. Hope all you guys follow through on your patriotic claims herein and run down to your nearest army recruiting post and sign yourselfs up to blow away some of dem dar ragheads.

Hell, after the war, y'all could hook up with 65 and go huntin some squirrel down near Blowing Green. Heard its good eatin.

Well I think I have covered the bases. Gotta get some rest as its approachin midnight here in the Queen City.

Good night and God bless each of you "folks" and America,

Ed, the American

 

[Chanman]

ROTFLMAO- Always a pleasure to spar w/the best Eddie.
Did anyone get the license number from that Truck!
:clap:

 

[Penguinfan]

How do you know when Eddie Haskell is gonna say something intelligent?

The sentence starts with "A steeler fan once told me...."

Penguinfan

 

[Penguinfan]

Eddie,
Since you are farmilliar with the Cleveland area, tell me how is that broken down row of crack-houses you guys call "the flats" doing these days?


What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and the Taliban?

The Taliban has a running game

Penguinfan

 

[Eddie Haskell]

PF:

I haven't been to the best location in the nation in several years, but my understanding is the "flats" hasn't been doing very well lately. My further understanding is that the reasons the flats has suffered a downturn was due to the last Steelers-Browns game in Cleveland where a bunch of drunkin, low-life, ICB (lite) drinking Steeler fans so offended the culturally superior residents of Cleveland while in the flats, the locals have been hesitant to return to the area.

Too complete your sentence about how you know I'm going to say something intelligent...."A steeler fan once told me....the reason I love the steelers is that I love to be around large, men with big appendages".

"....fifteen yard penalty.....roughing the kicker....first down Tennessee..."

Luv,

Edwardo

 

[Penguinfan]

Cultural superiority?!?!?! LMAO

Who the Steelers are named for---- Steelworkers, the men who built America
Who the Browns are named after---- Paul Brown, the man who built the Bengals.


Number of rivers in Pittsburgh 3
Number that have caught fire 0


Number of Steeler SuperBowl wins--- IV
Number of Cleveland SuperBowl wins--- There is no roman numeral for zero.

Sports owners born in Pittsburgh Art Rooney
Sports owners born in Cleveland George Steinbrenner


Average IQ in Clevelands DAWG pound 89
Average IQ in Pittsburgs DOG pounds 90


Penguinfan

 

[THE KOD]

Number of rivers in Pittsburgh 3
Number that have caught fire 0

Penguinfan

LMAO @ Penguin.


You know your not dealing with a mental giant in Eddie Penguin. You got to look over some things he says.


Scott King of Dogs

 

[edludes]

Dear Eddy You are not only impatient,you have way too many spelling errors in your threads to be a lawyer.Either that or you're impaired when you are writing.Having been exiled to live in Cinn for two years,I can only conclude that you've lived there all your life and never anywhere else or you couldn't possibly think of it as someplace cool.Do you eat your Skyline chili 4 or 5 ways?How many Whitecastles can you eat at a sitting?Is disco still the rage there?I know oppressing blacks and other minorities is.Listen the link between Sadaam and Al Qaida is a group operating out of Iraq called Ansar al Islam(Friends of Islam aka the little Al Qaida) .They are conducting night raids on Kurdish Iraqi's,chopping up the bodies after they kill them.They start their attacks screaming "Death to the friends of America".They were formed 10 days before 9/11.If you care to develope an informed opinion (a rarity in Cincy) and not be an open shirted blowdried hair boy from Cincy just punch in friends of Islam on the usa today seach engine.Its the first article.These guys want to be the next worst fundamentalist badasses reputedly recruited by the Bin Ladenster himself and Iraqi government vehicles have been documented as in Ansar camps.Smarten up.They're a threat already and would like nothing more than to chop us all to bits!

 

[ferdville]

I'm pretty sure that Eddie considers USA Today an arm of the vast right wing conspiracy.

And Eddie, in case you missed it, my point re: Clinton is that he is simply continuing to demonstrate hypcrisy and double standards on a daily basis. Imagine him lecturing us on conservation of any sort. Let him lead by example - when he starts driving an electric car I'll be the first to to person in my entire city to volunteer for Hillary's upcoming presidential campaign. Hillary and Al Sharpton - there is a potential dream team.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Once again....so much ignorance, so little time. Let me get my little schroller working and see if I can enlighten anyone on this board (I really think that is futile).

Ferdville:

Do you have anything to do? Do you feel about Bill the way I feel about Shania? Good God man, let it go. I mean I could sit here all day long and talk about the hypocrisy of W (like his admittance to Yale and his position on affirmative action). Guess special favors apply only to those in the lucky sperm club. It would cost MJ an aram and a leg in bandwith.

Equal time, Ferdville, equal time. Only you exhibit those qualities of most on this board when they choose to see the flaws and hypocrisy of those whose political views differ from their own while turning a blind eye to the flaws and hypocrisy of those whose political views are more to their liking. W is just as crooked and morally bankrupt as Clinton.

Edludes:

Are you the same Edludes whose buddies with YYZ? Sorry my spelling has offended you. Surprisingly, I agree with you about Cincinnati. This place is awful. Filled with plenty of right-wing, conservative, racists. By the way kids, this county is a bastion for the republican party.

After all the thought police of the Queen City prosecuted Larry Flynt for selling Hustler, the curator of the Cincinnati Contemporary Arts Center for displaying Mapplethorpe exhibit and is the home to Pete Rose who did not bet on baseball. I could go on and on about Marge Schott refering to Eric Davis as her "...three million dollar niggar..."

I think most of you would like Cincinnati. You fit right in. By the way Ed, may I call you Ed? I like cheese coneys with mustard and onions at Skyline, Graeters double chocolate chip ice cream and a full slab of Montgomery Inn ribs with saratoga chips and the house salad. Other than that, you can have it.

Under your rationale, since there may be some Al Quida groups operating out of Iraq as justification for ousting the Iraqi government the Israelis are justified in ousting the American government because the KKK operates out of the US. Dolt.

Scott:

Any derogatory comments coming from you are appreciated. Thank you.

Pengy:

You forgot one:

Number of mayors whose hair has caught on fire:
Cleveland 1
Pittsburgh 0

Let me make sure that the board understands the time frame that shoud be attributed to each of your comparisons:

1) 1950's
2) 1960's
3) 1970's
4) 1930's
5) defys' logic

I'll betchya you have "Johnny Angel" by Shelly Fabres playing on your hi-fi as you type your posts.

I think Butch has the Browns headed in the right direction. The Tribe is rebuilding with a good farm system. Reds and the Bengals are bad teams with bad owners. My Bearcats are having an off year. How bout dem Bucks!!! However, the last major professional team from either your town or Ohio to win a world championship was my Reds in 1990. So stick that in your shut down steel mill and smoke it.

Well I think I have covered most of the innane, nonsensical and totally moronic responses you uneducated clowns have posted. Now, I plan on taking Mrs. Haskell out to the wine room at the Vineyard on Hyde Park Square, savoring several extra dry Absolute gibsons (extra onions) with our friends the Cleavers.

God bless all of you good folks and God bless America.

Yours in Christ,

Eddie, former altar boy and class member in a class action suit against mother church.

 

[ferdville]

As usual, I would expect a lawyer to obfuscate the facts. That is what most do best. Why do you assume that my critiques of Clinton imply support for Bush? Did you learn about non-sequiters in law school? If you have read any number of my posts, you would know that I am no fan of Bush. But you have made the typical stand that liberals take - criticize my guy - I'll criticize your guy. There are many reasons to pick on Clinton. No need to go into most of those. It just happens that there are so many people who blindly want to put him on a pedestal, I feel the need to balance the chirping adoration. You are not offended in the least when someone who rides around in limos and jet planes chastizes the rest of us for being dependent on oil? We should all ride in electric cars, but it is fine for him to cruise around in a stretch. Or do you just take a knee every time Clinton opens his.....mouth. At the risk of boring you, I will repeat what logic would indicate to most. My criticism of Clinton does not and should not in any form prove that I am in agreement with Mr. Bush. Those are 2 separate issues. And I would love to be able to shut my mouth forever about Clinton. If only he would make it easy and not grandstand at every opportunity.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Ferdturd:

What facts did I obfuscate. Pretty big word for someone who went to the University of Spoiled Children. I haven't read all your posts (for obvious reasons). If you have attacked both the right and the left equally, my apologies.

Without reading all 1049 of your posts, I kinda doubt that you have been even handed in your attacks. One more time, what problem do you have with him MC'ing the Stones concert? This is not a liberal attack.

Just responding to the repeated, I mean repeated, Clinton references. I'm not defending Clinton, I'm saying Bush and the Cheney Hawks (good name for a group that should appear on Austin City Limits) are just as culpable, corrupt and bought and sold as Clinton and the Chinese Democrats.

There are many reasons to pick on Raygun, the Bushmen, etc. I'm sorry if I've missed them on this board but, it seems skewed one way. I do not see anyone putting Clinton on a pedastal, certainly not me. I'm just trying to keep things in perspective on this most right wing board.

Ed, from the middle

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

yo,fatdaddycool ( CRIS )gotta give you props for making this forum that much more humourous.....

another great thread from the people that slagged beantown jim......

oh wait...............
:nono:

 

[Penguinfan]

However, the last major professional team from either your town or Ohio to win a world championship was my Reds in 1990. So stick that in your shut down steel mill and smoke it.

1990-1991 and 1991-1992 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION PITTSBURGH PENGUINS!

Get something right here lawyer boy.

penguinfan

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Birdboy:

I said "major" professional team. WNBA and NHL are about on par as far as fan interest. Try reading next time. You can stick that one between your pipes and smoke it.

"...roughing the kicker...15 yard penalty....first down Tennessee..."

from the home of Halle Berry,
Ed

 

[Penguinfan]

from the home of Halle Berry,
Ed

At least she had the good sense to leave that God forsaken town.

Eddie, I am a little dissapointed here, with all the backing you get for being the go to guy in a thread like this and me basically being a newbie, I thought you would have won this a long time ago, however it looks like we go the whole 12 rounds on this one.

birdboy

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Penguin:

I think most folks around here would take exception to your characterization of the undersigned as "...the go to guy...".

By the way, I note that Halle, after leaving Cleveland, didn't buy a vacation home in western Pennsylvannia.

Will be travelling near your hometown this friday on my way up to Ellacotteville, NY for a weekend of pole planting and ego bruising.

Will give you a full report on my return. By the way, you were disposed of before you got into the ring with me.

Eddie Ali

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Ed,

if your driving out, be weary of the 5.0,

Watch your speed limit especially in NY state!


Do not bring Halle Berry into this, she is a doll..

 

[ferdville]

Eddie - for the last time, my problem with Clinton had nothing to do with him acting as the opening act for the Stones. My problem is him lecturing the world on the need for us to conserve energy, lessen our dependency on oil, etc. Yet he drives in stretch limos and flies thousands of miles every year. I doubt he has an electric powered limo or solar powered plane. I'd rather be lectured by someone who is living the life they are preaching. And believe it or not, they actually do teach some of us multi-syllabic words at USC. Hey, I was there with Orenthal and look what his education at SC did for him?

 

[Blitz]

Eddie, "you had me at hello, you had me at hello"