Its Canada? Nope, its....

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

North Carolina!!!

Welcome to good old canadian weather boys, I just hope your nuts don't freeeze to peas being the virgins you are!!

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Speaking of Canada......Last night I went to a meeting on vehicle diagnostic equipment! A topic was brought up about how to re-program the engine control modules on Canadian police vehicles! I was baffled! The instructor kept talking for a bit but I was still puzzled! I raised my hand and said " now are you talking about canadian police vehicles?" He said yes I am.........I said " I thought a Canadian Police Vehicle was a Horse!" !!!!!!!


The instructor looked at me and started laughing his ass off and said that is a damn good one son........now back to my point!

 

[Hailmary]

Easy now, alot of us who live in NC aren't natives of NC or the South :nono: But for all the natives here in Charlotte "STAY THE FUK OFF THE ROADS YA NO DRIVING IDIOTS!" 200 wrecks in Charlotte on Wednesday???? Unreal!!!

 

[Penguinfan]

TTM$,

We didn't get the snow here in western PA like they did, but we would sure appreciate you keeping that fawking cold air to yourselves! 2 below yesterday with a windchill of minus infinity. Thanks but no thanks for the arctic friggin air mass.

penguinfan

 

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200 car accidents in Charlotte, do rednecks know how to drive?
LMAO

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Of course Rednecks can drive, don't you watch NASCAR?

 

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Of course Rednecks can drive, don't you watch NASCAR?

I see many accidents in Nascar events, but in harsh conditions like snow do they not know to SLOW DOWN!!!!

 

[saint]

You think the driving is bad, you should see the grocery stores!!!

Once news of a impending snowstorm (ie, 1-2 inches minimum) hits tv, flocks of people flood the grocery stores. They buy out every battery, flashlight, bottled water, generators, bread, eggs, everything to last if the world were to combust that day. It's freaking hilarious. You can literally look down the bread and other isles and see absolutely bare shelves.

Me? I'm in the express line with a case of beer hoisted on each shoulder What else is there to do when school is cancelled and you are snowed in!

BTW, I am one of the the northerners transplanted here who can drive in the snow. It's unbelievable what these people do. "Ice-quick, slam on your breaks!"

 

[Hailmary]

Me to Saint and you are speaking the truth on the stores! Funniest shit I have ever seen.

 

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Saint, you have to be kidding me?

several inches of snow and their supplying up at the local grocery store?

LMAO:lol: :lol: :lol:

Worst thing to do is slam on the brakes, but some never learn!

I like your style though, a case of beer on each shoulder!!!

Just like the beer commercials up here
" I AM :canada1 "

 

[saint]

No joke TTM, it's almost worth going to the store and breaking out a lawn chair to observe the madness.

Maybe next time it happens I'll break out the digital camera and take some shots of the empty shelves and long lines. They "mentioned" it might snow here sunday night so maybe this will happen real soon

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

No joke TTM, it's almost worth going to the store and breaking out a lawn chair to observe the madness.

I swear that if I was laying back and drinking a cold one on a lawn chair observing these people that I would piss my pants out of laughter, HELL I could probably have sex with the customer service manager and no one would notice!
:clap: :clap:

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

It's unbelievable what these people do. "Ice-quick, slam on your breaks!"

:lol: :lol: