Jack

[PAChicky]

this thing sure headed south this afternoon....:lol:

i think i`ll pass on this thread and do something much more enjoyable this evening(like maybe hammer my scrotum paper thin with a steel meat mallet....and then tack it to my work bench).....

have fun,my brothers...:0074

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[fatdaddycool]

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Just an observation, but this is where you and I are just a tiny bit different. If I were female, had a tramp stamp and a nice ass, that would say MUFFinburg, PA.

Just sayin

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Scott,
The reason they don't is because the two homos don't want you to feel bad for getting more pussy than you.


Hope that helps,
FDC

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

Just trying to keep the thread minimal by not quoting. It's not like we need to get this puppy to page 2 or anything so it can be sent to the dumpster. :toast:


Crap - I failed by quoting you. :facepalm: I can't do anything right, time to go find a corner to sit in for awhile.

I won't fall in to the same trap

Shit

 

[PAChicky]

Just an observation, but this is where you and I are just a tiny bit different. If I were female, had a tramp stamp and a nice ass, that would say MUFFinburg, PA.

Just sayin

:mj07: :mj07: I never thought of that

 

[Mr. Poon]

I won't fall in to the same trap

Shit

:0002



Crap :00x10

 

[fatdaddycool]

:mj07: :mj07: I never thought of that

I am here to help. Notice how I was nice and complimentary and said you had a nice crapper.............sorry, I couldn't resist. It was just too friggin funny. I almost didn't do it. I almost changed it to ass and then to can, but ultimately crapper was the funniest to me. I figured, judging from your previous posts, you have a pretty fucked up sense of humor(meaning good) so I went for the gold. If I am wrong, well,..................nah..........I'm not wrong.

 

[PAChicky]

I am here to help. Notice how I was nice and complimentary and said you had a nice crapper.............sorry, I couldn't resist. It was just too friggin funny. I almost didn't do it. I almost changed it to ass and then to can, but ultimately crapper was the funniest to me. I figured, judging from your previous posts, you have a pretty fucked up sense of humor(meaning good_ so I went for the gold. If I am wrong, well,..................nah..........I'm not wrong.

No you hit the nail on the head about me having a twisted sense of humor. The more fun I can have the better. You will never offend me by being vulgar :mj07: :mj07:

 

[Sportsaholic]

I'm back, what have I missed..............:0003

 

[PAChicky]

I'm back, what have I missed..............:0003

Weasie is going to pass on this thread and "maybe hammer my scrotum paper thin with a steel meat mallet....and then tack it to my work bench)....."

Mr Poon is in the corner being punished

I had perogies for supper and am sitting here in my jammies watching "how it's made" and listening to FCD tell me how nice my crapper is.....

What were you doing this whole time?:shrug:

:mj07:

 

[Sportsaholic]

Weasie is going to pass on this thread and "maybe hammer my scrotum paper thin with a steel meat mallet....and then tack it to my work bench)....."

Mr Poon is in the corner being punished

I had perogies for supper and am sitting here in my jammies watching "how it's made" and listening to FCD tell me how nice my crapper is.....

What were you doing this whole time?:shrug:

:mj07:

Weas will be back....

I need to buy Poon a beer at some point.....

FDC is correct, you do have a nice crapper (we call um turd cutters, butt what ever)....

I was eatting Spag Pie watching Cops...


Thanks for asking......:0008

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

I'm back, what have I missed..............:0003

What were you doing this whole time?:shrug:

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3445821&postcount=1

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

I've been lurking on this site for years and I have always enjoyed reading everyone's posts. I know better than to use one of my very first posts to discuss a hot button topic like this but I can't help it.

I am from a very conservative part of Texas. I know, that's like saying I'm from a cold part of Antarctica. For the first 21 years of my life, most of my views were like that of Hedge's, exact same of gay topics. As I began dating my wife, she informed me that her dad is gay. Being the narrow minded country bumpkin I was, it was a strange thing to hear and I met it with some resistance. Time progressed and through spending time with my father-in-law and his partner, I learned they are not "flaming fags, deviants, or anything else" a good southern boy would paint them out to be. My wife and I have been married ten years now. I care about them very much now and I look back at how I was with much regret. I don't know if there is a point to this story, but I think on the gay issue most people will just root themselves deeper in what they already believe, unless their life is directly affected by a gay person.

Also, for those that believe being gay is a choice....nobody in their right mind would choose to be gay in the Texas panhandle.

I can't wait to see your 18th post.

:toast:

 

[fatdaddycool]

I have been listening to Right Said Fred and watching all the current news on this whole gay marriage thing. I can't believe that people think just knowing that homosexuals are married will make them gay.



On a side note I am thinking of cramming a can of creamed corn up my ass, has anyone tried this before that can give me some tips


Hope this helps,
FDC

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

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[UGA12]

It baffles me that these threads are allowed in the general section when we have a political section for the resident red and blue nut-jobs to spew their intolerance. There is a reason that the political section is a pile of shit now and some of those reasons are in this thread. The usual's would disagree with one another if one said that water was wet. All these types of threads do up here is bring tension between guys that are usually amicable and assets to the site.

 

[fatdaddycool]

It baffles me that these threads are allowed in the general section when we have a political section for the resident red and blue nut-jobs to spew their intolerance. There is a reason that the political section is a pile of shit now and some of those reasons are in this thread. The usual's would disagree with one another if one said that water was wet. All these types of threads do up here is bring tension between guys that are usually amicable and assets to the site.

So you're saying the creamed corn thing is the wrong way to go or....?

 

[Sportsaholic]

It baffles me that these threads are allowed in the general section when we have a political section for the resident red and blue nut-jobs to spew their intolerance. There is a reason that the political section is a pile of shit now and some of those reasons are in this thread. The usual's would disagree with one another if one said that water was wet. All these types of threads do up here is bring tension between guys that are usually amicable and assets to the site.

I fault Jack, just saying........:0003

 

[fatdaddycool]

I fault Jack, just saying........:0003

He's the one that suggested the creamed corn. :0003

 

[Happy Hippo]

I boycott everything I do not believe in, I have bought no Heinz ketchup since that cunt Teresa Heinz Kerry was going to be the first lady if her husband won in 2004, no more Starbucks because they told me that if I believe in sanctity of marriage which my belief is only one man and one woman, I was not welcome, so fuck em, I will not go to JC Penney since I saw a gay fathers day ad last year, keep it up liberals and you will not get any of my business, I bought a Ford because GM was owned by Obama in 2009. I do not go to many movies either, because I hate Hollywood and what they stand for. I walk the walk boys

Chick fila, since their owner is a Conservative I go to all the time when I have my kids

Did you say you bought a Ford? Ford has donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to support homosexual groups and their agenda, and even sponsored "commitment (marriage) ceremonies" and Gay Pride Parades.


Here you go hedge. Walk the walk.

List of companies that support same sex marriage:


Adobe Systems
Allstate Insurance
Amazon.com
American Apparel
American Airlines
Apple
Applebee's
Ben & Jerry's
Best Buy
Geek Squad
Boeing
Clorox
Clorox, Brita Filters, Glad Storage Bags, Hidden Valley Ranch, Pine-Sol
The Coca-Cola Company
Coca-Cola, Fanta, Sprite, Minute Maid, Powerade, Dasani
Concur Technologies
Costco
Delta Airlines
eBay
Electronic Arts
Ford
Lincoln
Gap
Banana Republic, Old Navy, Piperlime
General Mills
Cheerios, Lucky Charms, Wheaties, Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Green Giant, Hamburger Helper, more
General Motors
Buick, Cadillac, Chevrolet, GMC
Goldman Sachs
Google
Youtube, Zagat
Hilton Worldwide
Hilton Hotels, DoubleTree, Embassy Suites, Hampton Inn, Waldorf-Astoria
The Home Depot
IBM
Intuit
J.C. Penney
Kraft Foods
Cadbury, Kraft, Nabisco, Oreo, Oscar Mayer, Planters, more
Levi's
Marriott Hotels
Marriott, Renaissance Hotels, Ritz-Carlton, Courtyard Inn, Fairfield Inn
McDonald's
Microsoft
Windows, Bing, Xbox, Xbox 360
Nationwide Insurance
Nike
Converse
Olive Garden
PepsiCo
Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Gatorade, Tropicana, Aquafina, Frito-Lay, Quaker Oats
PG&E
Proctor and Gamble
Bounty, Charmin, Crest, Duracell, Gillette, Old Spice, Pampers, Tide, Vicks
Qualcomm
RealNetworks, Inc.
Red Lobster
Rite Aid
Sears
Land's End
Southwest Airlines
Starbucks
State Farm Insurance
Target
United Airlines
UPS
Vulcan Inc.
Walgreens
The Walt Disney Company
ABC, ESPN, Pixar, Marvel, Walt Disney Studios, Walt Disney Parks and Resorts, The Muppets, more
Wells Fargo

 

[shawn555]

Did you say you bought a Ford? Ford has donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to support homosexual groups and their agenda, and even sponsored "commitment (marriage) ceremonies" and Gay Pride Parades.


Here you go hedge. Walk the walk.

List of companies that support same sex marriage:


Adobe Systems
Allstate Insurance
Amazon.com
American Apparel
American Airlines
Apple
Applebee's
Ben & Jerry's
Best Buy
Geek Squad
Boeing
Clorox
Clorox, Brita Filters, Glad Storage Bags, Hidden Valley Ranch, Pine-Sol
The Coca-Cola Company
Coca-Cola, Fanta, Sprite, Minute Maid, Powerade, Dasani
Concur Technologies
Costco
Delta Airlines
eBay
Electronic Arts
Ford
Lincoln
Gap
Banana Republic, Old Navy, Piperlime
General Mills
Cheerios, Lucky Charms, Wheaties, Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Green Giant, Hamburger Helper, more
General Motors
Buick, Cadillac, Chevrolet, GMC
Goldman Sachs
Google
Youtube, Zagat
Hilton Worldwide
Hilton Hotels, DoubleTree, Embassy Suites, Hampton Inn, Waldorf-Astoria
The Home Depot
IBM
Intuit
J.C. Penney
Kraft Foods
Cadbury, Kraft, Nabisco, Oreo, Oscar Mayer, Planters, more
Levi's
Madjacksports
Marriott Hotels
Marriott, Renaissance Hotels, Ritz-Carlton, Courtyard Inn, Fairfield Inn
McDonald's
Microsoft
Windows, Bing, Xbox, Xbox 360
Nationwide Insurance
Nike
Converse
Olive Garden
PepsiCo
Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Gatorade, Tropicana, Aquafina, Frito-Lay, Quaker Oats
PG&E
Proctor and Gamble
Bounty, Charmin, Crest, Duracell, Gillette, Old Spice, Pampers, Tide, Vicks
Qualcomm
RealNetworks, Inc.
Red Lobster
Rite Aid
Sears
Land's End
Southwest Airlines
Starbucks
State Farm Insurance
Target
United Airlines
UPS
Vulcan Inc.
Walgreens
The Walt Disney Company
ABC, ESPN, Pixar, Marvel, Walt Disney Studios, Walt Disney Parks and Resorts, The Muppets, more
Wells Fargo

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