John Daly quitting golf

[Agent 0659]

Sounds good to me, but we are walking the course, not riding in some dumb carts... However, we can say the loser of that particular hole could just walk in their underwear to the next hole... I'm not sure who is a good golfer here at MJs that could be my caddie, so suggestions would be great. I really don't think it will matter I will just take a homeless man to carry my bags.

Yea I figured you would start with some of your typical BS. I'm taking a cart, what fucking difference does it make.

Let me know if you ever grow a pair and really want to play.

 

[DIRTY Diapers]

Yea I figured you would start with some of your typical BS. I'm taking a cart, what fucking difference does it make.

Let me know if you ever grow a pair and really want to play.

WTF? Grow a pair? It sounds like you are the one who is pussing out. Real golfers don't using fawking carts. Your lazy ass can't walk the course. What do you have a wooden leg or something? If that's the case then I will make the exception. Fawking gimp. This sounds easier than i originally thought. Anytime, any fucking place...

 

[Agent 0659]

:talk: :talk: :talk:

 

[DIRTY Diapers]

BTW - Why the fawk do you need a caddie for if your driving a cart? Do you want this JR cat to give you a piggy back ride to the green, as well. I'll play you anytime in September... And I will up the ante to 300.00 a hole. If you have some kind of defect then I will make the exception on the cart, other than that man up and play some golf like a real golfer.

 

[DIRTY Diapers]

I'm off to bed so I will see if you have the balls to take the challenge tomorrow?

 

[THE KOD]

Yea I figured you would start with some of your typical BS. I'm taking a cart, what fucking difference does it make.

Let me know if you ever grow a pair and really want to play.

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I dont think you can take a cart on the PGA tour

:142smilie ''

maybe you can get pt1gourd to be your caddy

 

[THE KOD]

remember agent only plays people he knows he can beat.

he dont know you , so no way he plays at this point

:mj07: :142smilie

thats pretty funny

 

[UGA12]

Yea I figured you would start with some of your typical BS. I'm taking a cart, what fucking difference does it make.

Let me know if you ever grow a pair and really want to play.

He agreed to your stipulations and even offered to bump it to 300 a hole did he not:shrug: . At this point in the preplanning it appears only one man wants a match.

:0corn

 

[Slink Dawg]

I never thought John Daly quitting would start this much shit. :mj07: :mj07:

 

[Agent 0659]

 

[vanbasten]

I like carts :shrug:

 

[DIRTY Diapers]

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When it comes to betting/per hole carts are for clowns.

 

[saint]

Please extend all requests for bets and other action to HappyHippo. Agent is chained up and doing the dishes right now-

 

[Agent 0659]

And let's play in our underwear

And let's up it to $500/hole

And you can't use your 9 iron

And you can't....

When you wanna play pussy let me know. We will each send $500 to someone (MJ?) as show up money. If the other no-shows you get the $500. Not gonna have you leaving me stranded on the 1st tee.

 

[Agent 0659]

Please extend all requests for bets and other action to HappyHippo. Agent is chained up and doing the dishes right now-

That's actually not far from the truth at all. :mj07:

 

[Agent 0659]

remember agent only plays people he knows he can beat.

he dont know you , so no way he plays at this point

:mj07: :142smilie

thats pretty funny

You can caddy for Dirty. You and JR can have a little MMA match after the golf.

You fat fucking piece of trash.

:0corn

 

[UGA12]

And let's play in our underwear

And let's up it to $500/hole

And you can't use your 9 iron

And you can't....

When you wanna play pussy let me know. We will each send $500 to someone (MJ?) as show up money. If the other no-shows you get the $500. Not gonna have you leaving me stranded on the 1st tee.

I actually think he just wants for both of you to walk instead of ride:shrug: Seems your demanding more than him. If I knew I was going to scalp someone for a dime+ I dont think I would let this be a sticking point, but then again maybe you just want a way out. GL

:0corn

 

[captmorgan34]

I thought I was your caddie!! LOL. If you do play this match let me know so I can be there! Love to see this. So does Greenfield CC sound good. I could get there two for a little two on two. :0corn :shrug: . Give a call Agent when you are done with the dishes. LOL

 

[DIRTY Diapers]

And let's play in our underwear

And let's up it to $500/hole

And you can't use your 9 iron

And you can't....

When you wanna play pussy let me know. We will each send $500 to someone (MJ?) as show up money. If the other no-shows you get the $500. Not gonna have you leaving me stranded on the 1st tee.

LOL. Are you retarded...? The only stipulation is no carts... It's called PGA Tour rules. Are you that out of shape that you can't walk 18 holes? Give me a break. When you are ready to man up and play let me know. Again, I will make an exception if you have some kind of defect were you can't walk. Hell, I will even push you around in a wheel chair if it means making a couple of grand from your excuse making ass.

 

[MadJack]

Why no carts?

Everybody uses a cart, this isn't a PGA Tour Event. I know of some golf courses that won't even let you play without a cart.