Joke......

[Nole]

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.


"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"


The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."


"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.


On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.


"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"


The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."




:142smilie :mj07: :142smilie



nole

 

[vinnie]

:scared :scared :scared :scared

 

[jr11]

Get him Vinnie........

jr11

 

[MadJack]

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.


"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"


The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."


"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.


On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.


"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"


The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."




:142smilie :mj07: :142smilie



nole

:mj07: :142smilie

 

[MadJack]

:scared :scared :scared :scared

:142smilie :142smilie

 

[jr11]

Jackson you been hiding all day??

jr11

 

[Nole]

Get him Vinnie........

jr11

Anything just to make a post!!!!

You're almost there.

Keep the avatar. He's a sexy bitch!


:142smilie


nole

 

[jr11]

Get going to the opera, you are late.

jr11

 

[MadJack]

Jackson you been hiding all day??

jr11

nah, been a little busy.

and to think, some guys seriously wore that avatar. there's even another in there of him too, i think.

:142smilie :142smilie

makes you stick out like a sore thumb :142smilie

 

[jr11]

[QUOTE=MadJack;1835234]
makes you stick out like a sore thumb :142smilie[/QUOTE]


thou that lives in glass house shall not throw stones

i will be out of mine it about 30 minutes and you? good luck.

jr11

 

[Nole]

:142smilie :142smilie

makes you stick out like a sore thumb :142smilie

BWAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! :mj07: :142smilie :mj07:


Sexy!!!!!


"Annie" here I come!!!!!!


Hey jr11......


"The sun will come out...on Poncho, better bet your bottom dollar that ole Poncho....is so gay!!!!!

Ole Poncho, Ole Poncho, I love you, Ole Poncho. You're always so seriously gay!!!!!!


:142smilie


I crack myself up.


Enjoy the game!


nole

 

[BahamaMama]

keeping on the subject of the Queen.....

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified handshake from the Queen.

They ride in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they board a magnificent 17th Century carriage hitched to six magnificent white horses.

They ride towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons. All is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart and the smell was excruciating. Both of them had to use handkerchiefs over their noses.

The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a
Queen cannot control."

George Bush, always trying to be "Presidential," replies: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. If you hadn't mentioned
it, I would have thought it was one of the horses."