Actually I just got back from the local grocery and to store the plastic bags I simply tie a lose knot in them as they are easier to store. The other is a bag of russet potatoes ($1.98 on sale) Then there is also my book bag that is out of sight, really, that thing is far out and a linen rag that I brought in to throw in the wash.
Of course there is a Chicago Bears Helmet on the table as well. Keeps me safe during night games.
Yea, the table is a bit messy after I got back from the store.
This reply is very far away from what I originally was going to write, but that gets me nowhere. It is all cleaned up and looking good again. Your Mom loves it.