JOTD

MadJack

Administrator
Staff member
Forum Admin
Super Moderators
Channel Owner
Jul 13, 1999
105,251
1,637
113
70
home
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip -
shopping, casinos, massages, facials...

Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot
down and tells her she isn't going.

Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they
do.
Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting
in the bar drinking a glass of wine.

"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into
letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night............... Yesterday
evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his
hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"

I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday
suit.
He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with
perfume, had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over.............On the
bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to
the bed,
so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."



So here I am.
 

MadJack

Administrator
Staff member
Forum Admin
Super Moderators
Channel Owner
Jul 13, 1999
105,251
1,637
113
70
home
A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man
next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and
then looked into his shirt pocket.

This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him.

He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual,
why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer?"

The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts
looking good, I'm heading home!"
 

IE

Administrator
Forum Admin
Forum Member
Mar 15, 1999
95,440
223
63
Damn, that backfired.

IE: You got any articles on the Padres AAA infield coach?:0corn


do you mean Terry Kennedy?


coaches for Portland (affiliate )

Manager Terry Kennedy
Hitting Coach Orv Franchuk
Pitching Coach Steve Webber
 

Keyser Soze

Registered User
Forum Member
Jan 20, 2000
2,315
76
48
Orlando


A bear walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Whatta ya have?"

Bear says, " I'll have a beer ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and some nuts.


Bartender says, " So what's with the big pause?"







.....or paws :mj07:
 
Bet on MyBookie
Top