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vinnie

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So that's what my wife means when she says this is going straight to my hips. I'm never ordering dessert for us again. ....Ever!
 

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I saw this on the dailymail yesterday. Also says she makes $1,000 per photo shoot or something. what the fuck.
 

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it won't be too sexy for whoever the hell likes this if they had to take care of that big ass in a hospital bed.

Say she steps off the second to last step instead of the last step. That's a broken ankle and non-weight bearing for 8 weeks. What if she's in a car wreck? How about a stroke? Can you imagine putting a bedpan under that ass? :0corn

When she shits, there is no way the shit can exit her gluteal folds (butt cheeks). The shit just sits there and rots unless she pulls it out. I wonder if her husband in the video provides that service for her? If a nurse had to wipe her, you would have to wear those horse birthing gloves that go up past the elbow. Think about it... Think about the swamp ass she gets? :0corn I could go on and on about how fuking gross this woman is, but I'll stop there.
 

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When she shits, there is no way the shit can exit her gluteal folds (butt cheeks). The shit just sits there and rots unless she pulls it out. I wonder if her husband in the video provides that service for her? If a nurse had to wipe her, you would have to wear those horse birthing gloves that go up past the elbow. Think about it... Think about the swamp ass she gets? :0corn I could go on and on about how fuking gross this woman is, but I'll stop there.


No please, go on...you had me at gluteal folds.




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it won't be too sexy for whoever the hell likes this if they had to take care of that big ass in a hospital bed.

Say she steps off the second to last step instead of the last step. That's a broken ankle and non-weight bearing for 8 weeks. What if she's in a car wreck? How about a stroke? Can you imagine putting a bedpan under that ass? :0corn

When she shits, there is no way the shit can exit her gluteal folds (butt cheeks). The shit just sits there and rots unless she pulls it out. I wonder if her husband in the video provides that service for her? If a nurse had to wipe her, you would have to wear those horse birthing gloves that go up past the elbow. Think about it... Think about the swamp ass she gets? :0corn I could go on and on about how fuking gross this woman is, but I'll stop there.

I actually was wondering how she wiped her ass before you posted that.

I't impossible.

You, however, painted me a visual far worse than the one I had in my mind. :facepalm:

:scared
 

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Yes.......so very glad I read that during breakfast. Obvioucly there won't be much going to my hips today :0037
 

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Ma'am please, please, just put the fork down, and slowly, back away from the buffet.

Those ain't hips, that is a full on FUPA.
 

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I actually was wondering how she wiped her ass before you posted that.

I't impossible.

You, however, painted me a visual far worse than the one I had in my mind. :facepalm:

:scared

Really fat people use tongs. They look like the tongs you might use to flip ur steak on the grill except when u can't reach ur ass, u wrap them with toilet paper and wipe in that manner. I've seen some used ones in a bathroom before, and they are disgusting and wholly inneffective.

Sorry keyser!

Joker, did u read my post yet? That's what u get for not de-regeristing WWF.
 
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