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KOD has called me and said that you're grammar is wrong.... It's "your jealous."
...just wanted to make sure we are all on the same page.
p.s. Buddy, you ready for some college foots?
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" I swallowed my bubble gum "
your just moran
Negative People.
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life miserable..
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A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
'Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?'
'We're taking Continental,' was the reply! 'We got a great rate!'
'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser.' That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?'
'We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste.'
'Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced.'
'So, whatcha' doing when you get there?'
'We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope..'
'That's rich,' laughed the hairdresser. 'You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new20planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!'
'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope.'
'Actual ly, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'
'Oh, really! What'd he say ?'
He said: 'Where'd you get the shitty Hair do?'
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life miserable..
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A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
'Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?'
'We're taking Continental,' was the reply! 'We got a great rate!'
'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser.' That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?'
'We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste.'
'Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced.'
'So, whatcha' doing when you get there?'
'We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope..'
'That's rich,' laughed the hairdresser. 'You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new20planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!'
'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope.'
'Actual ly, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'
'Oh, really! What'd he say ?'
He said: 'Where'd you get the shitty Hair do?'
two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend trip....
the brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rode on the top level....
the brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the blondes upstairs.....
she decided to go up and investigate.....
when the brunette reached the top, she found all the blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles....
the brunette asked, "what the heck's going on up here? ..we're having a great time downstairs!"...
one of the blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...
"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!".....
:rimshot
the brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rode on the top level....
the brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the blondes upstairs.....
she decided to go up and investigate.....
when the brunette reached the top, she found all the blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles....
the brunette asked, "what the heck's going on up here? ..we're having a great time downstairs!"...
one of the blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...
"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!".....
:rimshot
o..k.....one day on an indian reservation somewhere in the southwest, a young man approaches his father.
"dad.." he asks "how are our names chosen?"
"well, my son, it is tradition in our clan to be named after the first thing the mother sees after giving birth....my father was born during the twilight hours, hence the name red cloud....i was born not too far from the hunting ground, hence the name running deer"
after a thoughtful pause, the father continues "why do you ask this, 'two dogs fvcking'?"
"dad.." he asks "how are our names chosen?"
"well, my son, it is tradition in our clan to be named after the first thing the mother sees after giving birth....my father was born during the twilight hours, hence the name red cloud....i was born not too far from the hunting ground, hence the name running deer"
after a thoughtful pause, the father continues "why do you ask this, 'two dogs fvcking'?"
