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Poon vowed to not do the fat ass dance
 
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His code name was ?Dazzle? ? a Secret Service agent charged with protecting first lady Jackie Kennedy.

For Clint Hill, the job meant being present for some of the most painful and poignant moments of the Kennedy family?s life. Now Hill has broken a 50-year silence, sharing his experiences in a memoir, ?Mrs. Kennedy and Me.? He sat down with TODAY?s Savannah Guthrie to discuss the deep bond he shared with the iconic first lady.

Clint Hill with Jackie Kennedy. The former Secret Service agent spoke emotionally of his deep admiration for her.

?You write about her with such admiration and affection and almost, dare I say it, love for her,? Guthrie said.

?I?ve been accused of that,? Hill said. ?I think that?s a little bit too strong an emotion. Yes, I admired her a great deal. I really respected her. I don?t think you could really say that I loved her.?

?Oh Jack, what have they done??
Nonetheless, Hill's friendship with the first lady was genuine and close. He was there on Nov. 22, 1963, when a bullet pierced President John F. Kennedy?s skull, splattering both the Secret Service agent and the stunned first lady with blood and gore.
Story: ?Mrs. Kennedy and Me?: A fond look back from a special agent
The memory haunts him still. ?There was some material from the president's head that had gone off to the right rear,? Hill told Guthrie. ?And she had got ? come up on the back of the car, trying to retrieve that material. She didn't know I was there. And so when she came up in the car, I finally got a hold of her and helped her get it into the backseat. When I did that, the president's body fell to its left into her lap.?

Hill said he?ll never forget the words the first lady said then: "They shot his head off. Oh Jack, what have they done?"

In the days that followed, Hill witnessed the public heartbreak Americans felt at Kennedy?s assassination, as well as the family's personal grief. During a private viewing of the fallen president, the first lady and Bobby Kennedy ?approached the casket and stood there. About that time, she turned to me and she said, 'Mr. Hill, will you get me a pair of scissors, please?' So I ran back to the usher's office and got a pair of scissors. And I stood there and I could hear, you know, clip-clip-clip. I knew what was going on.?

Hill believes the first lady cut a piece of her husband?s hair. Later he stood nearby as the family wept and witnessed ?great remorse, great ? very sad. It was just ? no words were spoken.?
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Hill was also there when President Kennedy?s son was born ? and on the day John F. Kennedy Jr., then 3 years old, saluted his father?s coffin. The image of the tot saying goodbye to his father is emblazoned on his memory.

?That must have broken your heart,? Guthrie said.

?It still does,? Hill said sobbing.
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Tiger may pull a groin muscle any minute now as he falls behind.

If I were his caddy I would walk up to Tiger nose to nose and say look asshole, quit kicking clubs and playing like a pussy and get your head back in the game.

Unfortunately no one talks to Tiger that way.

Part of the problem. I think Pooner might be able to impart wisdom to this Tiger issue.

take your shirt off and stick a cigar in your mouth and do the pony stick dance.

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When Poon was young he always felt his nose did not fit his face, then grown up, he realized it was his head
 

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First prize is a caddy Eldorado

Second prize is a set of steak knives :142smilie
 
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Poon said he would win
Poon said he was the best
Poon said he could not be beat
Poon said.......

The starting gun went off and Poon fell on his ass.
 

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sometimes when I am down and feeling blue and need inspiration.

I watch this vid and remember how a 4 yr old managed to do this.
 
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