Las Vegas + Superbowl 2012 + Madjacks = Good times

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So.... Im talking to an exotic with Jack as a wing man. Im telling her how privilegef it would be to blow out my candle on my birthday.


She has a bucket. A tin bucket. Why? Who knows so i tell here that the first 23 years have only gotten her semi drunk and fight ti Vegas and a metal bucket.


She is sold on all the possibilities that this snake oil salesman is selling.... AND THEN JACK falls like a chopped tree after "TIMBER".....


And the girl choosesthe tin bucket.
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is this another airplane story

Jack said he wasnt going there on this trip


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you had a few:142smilie to many. You sure like wedding though

Sorry I wasn't in shape to pull it off. That would have been fun. Your dad was definnitely against the idea. :lol:
 

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So.... Im talking to an exotic with Jack as a wing man. Im telling her how privilegef it would be to blow out my candle on my birthday.


She has a bucket. A tin bucket. Why? Who knows so i tell here that the first 23 years have only gotten her semi drunk and fight ti Vegas and a metal bucket.


She is sold on all the possibilities that this snake oil salesman is selling.... AND THEN JACK falls like a chopped tree after "TIMBER".....


And the girl choosesthe tin bucket.

I do not remember anything like this.
 

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So.... Im talking to an exotic with Jack as a wing man. Im telling her how privilegef it would be to blow out my candle on my birthday.


She has a bucket. A tin bucket. Why? Who knows so i tell here that the first 23 years have only gotten her semi drunk and fight ti Vegas and a metal bucket.


She is sold on all the possibilities that this snake oil salesman is selling.... AND THEN JACK falls like a chopped tree after "TIMBER".....


And the girl choosesthe tin bucket.

oh man After we drove you back to the RIO. I thought I was going to hear an airplane story
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Woodson you are trouble .. Great meeting you and everyone else at The Super Bowl Party
:toast: :toast:
 
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Betty and I had a blast and enjoyed meeting everyone. Ended up with a bad cold on the way back....that is what I get for not using the coat and hat provided at the Vodka bar room :facepalm:

Thanks to Nick, Nuts and folks for setting up the party and the golf:0008

Jack & YYZ
The $85.00 buffet was worth every penny :00hour

Jack, Smurphy, Nuts, Nick, YYZ, Noodle, Wine Guy, Woody, Krc and Double down .....Was a pleasure hanging out with you guys and your significant others.
Looking forward to meeting you all again and meeting other fellow madjacker's that I have not had the opportunity to meet yet, at the next outing. :toast:
 

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So.... Im talking to an exotic with Jack as a wing man. Im telling her how privilegef it would be to blow out my candle on my birthday.


She has a bucket. A tin bucket. Why? Who knows so i tell here that the first 23 years have only gotten her semi drunk and fight ti Vegas and a metal bucket.


She is sold on all the possibilities that this snake oil salesman is selling.... AND THEN JACK falls like a chopped tree after "TIMBER".....


And the girl choosesthe tin bucket.

LMAO - :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

Thanks for the story

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All I know is I've never seen anyone who can sleep sitting upright as well as Jack. That was the only time he wasn't snoring like a broken foghorn, so maybe there's something to it.

Anyway, back to life. ...a NEW life. Between Eli, Madonna, and drinking $200 vodka in a 5 degree tourist trap - there's simply nothing to be angry about anymore. Meeting Woodson was the last thing on my bucket list and he was indeed the sloppy jovial frat boy cousin I never had. Gmroz is still an atheist who makes Tebow look like Keith Richards, Betone makes me think the South could actually be a habitable planet, krc reminds me that deep within the Texas curtain there is a free oasis called Austin, YYZ is like all my high school friends that ended up not drinking - smart and doing well - but unlike them he's actually pretty frickin funny, Wineguy and Angela need to meet their parallel universe twins someday - my sister and bro-inlaw, Arrow ...well arrow is a human too, damnit!

Congrats Giants, happy new year, mazel tov, skol!
:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

note to self: copy yyz's prop bets.:0003
 

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Damn Smurf,................me & the Mrs feel left out !!

Remember,....I was the sober guy with the HOT wife !!:00hour

Arrow & his buddy George were a RIOT !!
 

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Damn Smurf,................me & the Mrs feel left out !!

Remember,....I was the sober guy with the HOT wife !!:00hour

Arrow & his buddy George were a RIOT !!

Sober guy with hot wife...:00x32 ...Damn, I've been going about this wife thing all wrong.:facepalm: I'm sorry Double D - you were in my first draft, but I couldn't think of a way to make fun of you (same with nickdet and probably a couple others). It was a pleasure indeed hanging with the mrs and yourself.:0008 And congrats to her on the Cosmo gig - sounds like you guys are doing Las Vegas the right way. ....It's usually the other way around.
 
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