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......"you're the best, champ....but you gotta go now because i gotta go to work early tomorrow morning...", so TTM DOLLARS went ..............
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......"you're the best, champ....but you gotta go now because i gotta go to work early tomorrow morning...", so TTM DOLLARS went ..............
the cult of the pork and cheese, where his second in command, Squeeble the Lactic, who takes the form of a small pink mouse, is most glorified and honoured for she is the goddess of cheese. The hymns devoted to her are many [I'm sure], for example:
Squeeble the Lactic, give me cheese And I will do whatever you please. Most excellent is she!
(the crowd applauds....)
fighting with thoughts of bestiality in his head, time to make dollars...........
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Squeeble the Lactic, give me cheese And I will do whatever you please. Most excellent is she!
(the crowd applauds....)
fighting with thoughts of bestiality in his head, time to make dollars...........
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....needed to settle his sexual urge!!! When he was going to take a shit - he slipped and sprained his wrist 
both of them He looks back at the weeee mouse and says to himself "I sure do have big feet" And he started jacking himself off with his feet :hail Spock and TV walked in and saw this and figured....
both of them He looks back at the weeee mouse and says to himself "I sure do have big feet" And he started jacking himself off with his feet :hail Spock and TV walked in and saw this and figured....Miss Sweden dumped his :moon: royally, to get him into a better mood they decided to take him to......:thefinger
(geez, about time...)
to SLIMELIGHT (where it all began....), and Time To Make Dollars proceeded to get hit on by the older ladies....one even took out her dentures and said.................
to SLIMELIGHT (where it all began....), and Time To Make Dollars proceeded to get hit on by the older ladies....one even took out her dentures and said.................
this is what I look like ....
http://forums.clubsi.com/showflat.p...1590611&page=1&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=
over 20 pages of viewing(scroll down)
http://forums.clubsi.com/showflat.p...1590611&page=1&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=
over 20 pages of viewing(scroll down)
yet, Time to make Dollars was NOT impressed, as he said, hey, i've done better looking ladies than that....so, he turned around, and went on his merry way....to.........
(can you tell I am bored at work, FAWK)
Molly's place where MeesterMike greeted me with a cigar and a glass cognac......
Molly's place where MeesterMike greeted me with a cigar and a glass cognac......
and said " hurry up and drown that shit bro, I am in a hurry to **** a hoe, I'm depressed because my underdog system went broke, I should have stuck to number crunching and smoking dope"
I guess I ruined the story when I was hammered late last night. I guess I don't kiss enough ass around here to be a part of the click.
....and ALWAYS PRAYEN is currently in jail because he got busted with 9 zillion kiltons of weed. HE told me to ask you guys for bail money....but the judge doesnt want money - he wants the USC cheerleaders ...so TV, TTM$$$, and Spock went to LA and busted down the cheerleaders doors and said...
...so TV, TTM$$$, and Spock went to LA and busted down the cheerleaders doors and said........"A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customers door saying "I need 45 gallons of milk."
He knocked on the door and a beautiful dumb blond answered it.
"Is this a mistake?" the milkman asked.
"No," she said, "I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac."
"Really," replied the milkman. "Do you want that pasteurised?"
"No, up to my breasts would be fine," she said.....
(CROWD BOOS...)
..after the fantastic joke, the USC cheerleaders were quite impressed with their packages...( especially TV's....HAR.) and they proceeded to please them in every which, what, who, where, and when, way..................!!!!", but Bahamamama, being the jealous type.....
He knocked on the door and a beautiful dumb blond answered it.
"Is this a mistake?" the milkman asked.
"No," she said, "I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac."
"Really," replied the milkman. "Do you want that pasteurised?"
"No, up to my breasts would be fine," she said.....
(CROWD BOOS...)
..after the fantastic joke, the USC cheerleaders were quite impressed with their packages...( especially TV's....HAR.) and they proceeded to please them in every which, what, who, where, and when, way..................!!!!", but Bahamamama, being the jealous type.....
unleashed two wolves from the mountains of Minnesota upon the USC babes....funny thing though that they started eating their chests'...it seems all the girls had implants which the wolves found very appetizing, meanwhile TV,TTM$, and Spock decided to...
....go to the bathroom and puke their guts out becuase the silicon really got them dizzy. They all figured "fawk that, all girls can get bigger tits...well lets get our shit bigger" so they went to the doctor and asked for an immediate penis enlargment kit....doctor said
but Cherryblaster decided to go ahead with the penis enlargement as his girlfriend Heidi had been complaining numerous times about the lack of sexual pleasure she has been receiving from him.....
....then putting his arm around the young lad....the doc says sympathetically....well....at least you have a penis to work on....unlike that poor friend of yours, time to make money....the poor bastard....
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