Lets create a story

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

(DOC TELLING THE STORY).....

TTM$ lost his penis as a result of being tagged teamed by several pornstars, poor lad did a great job given the roughriders but...

RHON:nutkick

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

( HI, I'M BACK.)

...let's get back to the REAL story of the origin of I.E and how he came to be....

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

So tonight I have decided to head out to GUVERNMENT night club..its been awhile and after exams I think I deserve a break. When I fought my way to the bar....

 

[hellah10]

...I trip and stumbled over Ron Jeremys shlong!! I was so amazed by the size that I bought him a drink. He loved my respect for him, so he invited me to his room in downtown Toronto anddddd

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

they watched bootlegged videos of how OMAR was shankin field goals, left right and center in his high school football games......!!! Good ol Ron said that he has never seen a worse "performance" by a male in his life....!!

(and that's saying alot.)

:brows:

so, after the laughter ends, Ron Jeremy tells the story of how TIME TO MAKE DOLLARS.....

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

:topic:

BTW: Omar, your fawking signature is HILARIOUS!!!!
:lol:

 

[hellah10]

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

almost beat RON Jeremy out of his leading role, but sadly TTM$ lost by an inch ...Ron J was thankful though for TTm$'s efforts, so he decided to reward him.

Ron scream out "CRYSTAL, come out here"

As Crystal walks into the room TTM$'s reaction was with a on his face...

(MAKE IT GOOD)

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

but sadly TTM$ lost by an inch

when he had even USED his penis extender......????

FOR SHAME!!!!


....TTM$'s reaction was with a (WHATEVER) on his face... as she walked over to him...whispered in his ear....and then......

 

[hellah10]

...and whatever she told him got him so happy that he started cumming....out of his EARS!!!!! Talk about reachnig sexual estacy ....Crystal couldnt believe it and she tried backing away but she she was wearing pumps and she slipped and fell on the gallons and gallons of cum that was on the floor she had to go to the hospital and TTM$$$ said to himself...

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

damn, if only she had grabbed the hair on my back for support??? She wouldn't have slipped.....and i know what you're thinking, BUT she couldn't grab onto my penis, cause it was TOO SMALL.....!!!

sadly, time to make dollars......

 

[hellah10]

(OMG LMFAO!)

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

You guys are so original.....

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

...he said as the male nurse began to shave his back, while helluh 10.....

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

bumpity bump!

c'mon guys....continue it!!!

:thefinger

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

while Hellah10 played with Six-Five's wolf........

 

[JEFF]

Bengals -7.5 outlaws









oooops.... wrong thread. carry on gentlemen

:lol: moon1

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

JEFF, FAWKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!


....the WOLF bit hellah10's hand, thus giving him rabies....he was quickly rushed back to his room in the home for the mentally disabled...as.........

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Six-Five was deciding what he should do next..... he called up the boys and finally decided to fly his friends on his private jet to MeesterMike's place....

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

.....problem was, the plane has engine problems and crashed landed near st. lucia.....to which the lovely female locals there helped us out by..............