Little Johnny Joke

[yyz]

Little Johnny comes over to vist the old fart next door, Jack.

Jack says, "Hey Johnny.......you wanna hear a funny joke?"

Johnny says, "Sure, as long as it's not that lame fuker with the goddamned pink ping pong balls."

 

[MadJack]

Little Johnny comes over to vist the old fart next door, Jack.

Jack says, "Hey Johnny.......you wanna hear a funny joke?"

Johnny says, "Sure, as long as it's not that lame fuker with the goddamned pink ping pong balls."

good one huh, eric

 

[THE KOD]

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[yyz]

Grampa takes little Johnny out in his boat fishing one afternoon. After about and hour, gramps fires up a cigar. Little Johnny asks, "Grampa......can I have one of those?"

"Johnny? Can your Johnson touch your asshole?"

"No, it can't", said Johnny.

"Well, then you can't have one."

A little while later, Grampa grabs a brewski from the cooler, and starts drinking it down.

"Can I have one of those, Grampa!"

"Can your Johnson touch your asshole?"

"No!"

"Then you can't have one."

After sulking for awhile, Johnny grabs a paper bag and takes out a cookie and goes to town on it.

Grandpa asks, "Johnny, can I have one of those?"

Johnny says, "Can your Johnson touch your asshole?"

"You better believe it, Son!"

"Then, go fukk yourself! These are mine!!!!"

 

[homedog]

Little Johnny wakes up in the middle of the night to noises coming from his parent's room across the hall. He gets up to see what is going on. Upon opening his parent's door, he sees his dad has his mom bent over the dresser pounding her from behind.

When the dad notices that Little Johnny has entered the room, he gives him a wink and a smile, never missing a beat. Johnny goes back to bed a little bewildered.

The next morning, dad walks into the kitchen to see Little Johnny pounding grandma from behind over the kitchen table.

Dad yells, "Little Johnny, what are you doing?"

Little Johnny gives him a wink and a smile and says,

"It isn't as funny when it is your mom, is it?"

 

[1%er]

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"

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