loophole - good vs evil

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Old Farmer at the Five and Ten
Author Edna Jaques

A gray old farmer who had nine children
goes out to the five and ten...
Picking up the little gadgets as he goes,
A painted hook, a few assorted bolts...
Counts out a few small screwnails that he knows
will come in handy out around the place,
A look of sheer delight upon his face.

He buys a button for the smokehouse door,
Test out a saw with a well-calloused thumb,
Picks up a little whetstone in a box,
Hunts for a hinge with flanges smooth and plumb,
Chuckles with glee at some new-fangled whim
that seems to strike a funny spot in him.

He makes his way around the crowded aisles,
Tut-tutting in a mild bewildering way,
Fingering in the little gadgets bright and new
His simple heart pleased at the wide display
(Like a small boy loose in a country store
Wondering what he will spend his pennies for).

He digs around in an old shabby purse
To find the money for his little bill,
Smiles at the girl in an old gentle way
Who drops the money in the clicking till.
Then down the street he goes as pleased as punch,
Back where he left the tractor, to eat his lunch.
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On the course!
I then looked in the trees where I found the remains of a New Idea manure spreader and a 101 picker.
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Now we know where you get your TITFD plays.
 

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On the course!
Medium rare Porterhouse steak, and a two pound lobster.


There....I said two good things!


But, all "good things" must come to an end, so:



This thread sucks as much as any of yours!:)
 

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yyz said:
But, all "good things" must come to an end, so:

This thread sucks as much as any of yours!:)
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yyz

you couldn't possibly understand,

loophole will see the good where you are unable to.

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okay, okay scott - you finally made me laugh. the picture of jack's son wearing the wolfpack hat i had to buy on the day we all went fishing was the one that got me.


on the down side, yyz is still funnier than you.
 

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Well Mjolnir

here was a example of the good.

The good didn't turn out so bad.

There were a few distractions along the way, but we got
a laugh out of loophole so enough said.

Yeh that yyz is a real ham.

I think I need another poll to help with the good and evil
decision. Its so much easier to go the evil route and its
always my first inclination.

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scott, where'd ya find that pic?

loop, no chit :D
4 years ago? 5?

vn, yup
 

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That's a good looking kid you've got there, Jack. I'd bet you had to get him his own phone line once the gals started calling!

Loop, old MJ wasn't too bad a physical specimen himself, back "in the day".
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hmmmm, vanurse, you didn't by some chance conduct the physical yourself, did you? :D
 

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As a matter of fact, I did.... or, at least I think I did. It was a long time ago, so maybe it's just one of those memories that you've heard about so much from others that you believe it happened to you?

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