LORENZO. 5-0 IN RETURN. 52-16 OVERALL. TONIGHT THERE WILL BE THUNDER.

[dominic_Lorenzo]

LORENZO. BACK IN THIS BITCH. STILL JACKED. STILL TAN. STILL FUCKING BITCHES IN THE ASS, NO RUBBER. STILL UNDEFEATED IN MY RETURN. STILL MAKING YOUR GRANDMOTHERS MOIST. STILL PARTYING WITH THE GODS. AND................................

TONIGHT I WILL PREDICT THE FUCKING WEATHER ACROSS THE NATION:

THUNDER
ML -130

LAYING $2600 TO WIN $2000

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

THE SCIENCE.

THE SCIENCE.

I SPENT THE WEEKEND THINKING ABOUT WHAT MAKES DOMINIC LORENZO SO GREAT.

IT'S NOT MY GREEK GOD LIKE ABS. IT'S NOT MY PERFECT HAIRLINE. IT'S NOT ALL THE BITCHES I SMASH WEEKLY.

IT'S THE SCIENCE.

I HAVE HEARD THE HATERS TALK A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT HOW I ONLY PLAY MONEYLINES OR BUY POINTS IN MY GAMES.

THE HATERS TALK ABOUT THE JUICE, TALK ABOUT THE RISK, TALK ABOUT HOW THERE'S NO SKILL IN BUYING POINTS, YADA YADA YADA... AND IT'S ALL BULLSHIT.

THE FACT IS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WHO PLAY STRAIGHT LINES AT EVEN MONEY STATISTICALLY HAVE LESS OF A CHANCE TO WIN MONEY.

STRAIGHT LINE BETTERS MAY HAVE LESS OF A CHANCE OF LOSING BIG IN ONE GAME, BUT YOU HAVE LESS OF A CHANCE OF WINNING OVERALL AS WELL.

HERE'S THE LOGIC:

HANDICAPPERS ARE WITHIN FOUR POINTS OF AN NBA LINE 71% OF THE TIME

THE FAVORITE IN AN NBA LINE WILL WIN THE GAME OUTRIGHT 83% OF THE TIMES

FEW THAN 10% OF ALL NBA GAMES ARE DECIDED BY THREE POINTS.

WHEN YOU TAKE THE ABOVE, AND THEN FACTOR IN OTHER BULLSHIT THAT IS SPECIFIC TO THE TEAMS YOU ARE BETTING ON (PERCENTAGE WISE), YOU CAN PICK THE CORRECT TEAM WITHIN 4 POINTS, 7-10 TIMES.

NOW, OF THOSE 10 GAMES IF YOU CAN DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE "HIGHER RISK" AND "LOWER RISK" AND ADJUST THE MONEY YOU ARE BETTING ACCORGINGLY... YOU CAN MAKE SERIOUS FUCKING CASH.

NOW I'M 5-0 SINCE MY RETURN, AND I'M UP $4,500.00

USUALLY I'M LAYING $2,000 TO WIN $1000 - BUT YOU HAVE SEEN ME ON OCCASSION LAY $1000 TO WIN $500

SO IMAGINE IF MY PICKS WENT LIKE THIS:

PLAY 1: LAY 2K TO WIN 1K - RESULT: WIN
PLAY 2: LAY 2K TO WIN 1K - RESULT: WIN
PLAY 3: LAY 1K TO WIN 500 - RESULT: LOSS
PLAY 4: LAY 2K TO WIN 1K - RESULT: LOSS
PLAY 5: LAY 1K TO WIN 500 - RESULT: WIN
PLAY 6: LAY 2K TO WIN 1K - RESULT: WIN
PLAY 7: LAY 1K TO WIN 500 - RESULT: WIN
PLAY 8: LAY 2K TO WIN 1K - RESULT: WIN
PLAY 9: LAY 1K TO WIN 500 - RESULT: LOSS
PLAY 10: LAY 2K TO WIN 1K - RESULT: WIN

I WOULD BE: +$2,000

WHEN YOU BET STRAIGHT, AND FACTOR IN TYPICAL JUICE, YOU ARE BETTING LESS ON PROBABILITY A MUCH MORE ON LUCK.

JUICE ALWAYS WINS WHEN BETTING ON LUCK.

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

BY THE WAY, THE ABOVE SCIENCE IS WHY MOST OFFSHORES WILL NOT LET YOU BUY 4 POINTS ON ONE GAME.

A TEASER COMPLETELY DESTROYS THE PROBABILITY I ADDRESSED ABOVE, SO DON'T THINK A TEASER IS THE SAME SHIT.

I BET WITH A LOCAL WHO ALLOWS ME TO BUY 4 PTS. HAVEN'T MET TO MANY LOCALS WHO WON'T LET YOU BUY 4 PTS. I KNOW THERE ARE SOME OFFSHORES THAT ALLOW IT ALSO. NOT SURE WHAT THEY ARE.

 

[elmer fudd]

you get style points for sure!!!

 

[rockyb]

keep it up, what ever works :toast: .. but people can't really tail, I'd say over 70% of us can't buy more than 2

 

[DuckDogs]

keep it up, what ever works :toast: .. but people can't really tail, I'd say over 70% of us can't buy more than 2

Jusy fyi, 5d let's buy 4 points if you are so inclined, if you were to buy 4 and push the thunder to +2, current price would be -260 (just for example)

 

[Englishman]

Dominic, so glad you are back. One question though, if you don't mind: why did you ever go away?

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

IF YOU'RE ASKING WHERE I'VE BEEN FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS, THE CORRECT ANSWER WOULD BE THAT JACK BANNED ME. RUMOR HAS IT I FUCKED A MADJACK USER'S MOM AND SISTER IN THE SAME NIGHT SO THE GUY OFFED HIMSELF... AND THIS VIOLATES THE SITE'S TERMS OF SERVICE SOME HOW.

IF YOU'RE ASKING WHY I DIDN'T POST PLAYS THIS WEEKEND THE CORRECT ANSWER WOULD BE, THE WEEKEND IS WHEN I GET SHITTY AND SLAUGHTER THE VAGINA

 

[Englishman]

Oh, OK. Thanks.

 

[hedman]

The weekend is when I get shitty and slaughter the vagina.

This should get you poster of the Month for February.

 

[hedgehog]

by far my favorite poster here Lorenzo

opcorn2


keep picking winners :toast:

 

[hammer1]

IF YOU'RE ASKING WHERE I'VE BEEN FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS, THE CORRECT ANSWER WOULD BE THAT JACK BANNED ME. RUMOR HAS IT I FUCKED A MADJACK USER'S MOM AND SISTER IN THE SAME NIGHT SO THE GUY OFFED HIMSELF... AND THIS VIOLATES THE SITE'S TERMS OF SERVICE SOME HOW.

IF YOU'RE ASKING WHY I DIDN'T POST PLAYS THIS WEEKEND THE CORRECT ANSWER WOULD BE, THE WEEKEND IS WHEN I GET SHITTY AND SLAUGHTER THE VAGINA

In my opinion that's a little out of line...............However.................have u ever tried to pick straight up buying maybe 1/2 or 1 point or aren't u at that skill level yet. What do u in Baseball...........Punt ???? Keep em coming though..guys with accounts a 5 Dimes may use ur input Any skill at pucks whatsoever there DL.

Was your Mother a Bitch too in ur opinion?
Talk to me in ten years.meanwhile check my 10 year record here and then go do your in flateable doll ...........because you will be so bummed that you may never attain the Strut of ....""The Hammer !!!!.Carry on !!!

 

[ldabdou]

In my opinion that's a little out of line...............However.................have u ever tried to pick straight up buying maybe 1/2 or 1 point or aren't u at that skill level yet. What do u in Baseball...........Punt ???? Keep em coming though..guys with accounts a 5 Dimes may use ur input Any skill at pucks whatsoever there DL.

Was your Mother a Bitch too in ur opinion?
Talk to me in ten years.meanwhile check my 10 year record here and then go do your in flateable doll ...........because you will be so bummed that you may never attain the Strut of ....""The Hammer !!!!.Carry on !!!

opcorn2

 

[hammer1]

By The Way.............!!!

By The Way.............!!!

Back in My Baby Ball Peeen Hammer Days i broke every Local Book in the Midwest............That's how i got the Title from the last Book to go under...............I got "Hit By The Hammer ""

 

[hammer1]

When ur talkin' Hairline ???????????

When ur talkin' Hairline ???????????

Are u talkin bout da area around ur A Noos ?? Just checkin ??

 

[HUDSON]

Are u talkin bout da area around ur A Noos ?? Just checkin ??

:box2:

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

GOD DAMN IT... IF IT'S NOT ONE GOON IT'S ANOTHER.

HAMMERTHEHATER-

IN MY OPINION....... YOU'RE A HOMO....... OR A HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPLE....... ANYWAYS.......

HOPEFULLY YOU DIDN'T START AS AN ENGLISH TEACHER, BECAUSE YOU MY FRIEND ARE AN ILLITERATE BASTARD

MY PHILOSOPHY OF BETTING IS POSTED ABOVE. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SCIENCE OF GRATENESS, FEEL FREE TO EAT MY ITALIAN SAUSAGE.

I HOPE YOUR "DECENT" RECORD MAKES YOU FEEL BETTET ABOUT THE TWO INCHES OF BUBBLE GUM YOU CALL A PENIS.

YOU CRITICIZE MY SKILL, AND STYLE BUT YET YOU CONTINUE TO CHAFE MY JOCK BY READING MY THREADS.

I HOPE YOU WIN EVERY BET YOU PLACE HAMMER... MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL PAY OFF YOUR STUDENT LOANS CUZ GOD KNOWS TELLING THE KIDS IN THE HALLWAYS "THEY'RE OUT OF LINE" SURE AS HELL WON'T FUCKING DO IT...

JACK IF YOU'RE READING THIS: THIS HOMO CALLED ME OUT

TO THE LOYAL GUIDOS OUT THERE IF I GET BANNED FOR TELLING HAMMER TO LICK MY SHAFT: STAY JACKED. STAY TAN. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THE GREAT DOMINIC LORENZO. OUT.

 

[futures]

ignore the haters lorenzo keep doing you boss...still jacked still tanned :0074

 

[hammer1]

# 1

# 1

First if u ask some one to lick ur sausage.............u have to have a sausage to lick.A Breakfast Link does not Qualify!! Any way just bustin ur chops..don't get all wound up...they dont like my style a blowin my own horn either........Keep em comin fer all who can use them....Good Luck !! Homo ???.Hardly.Illiterate....Top .003 % of all college freshmen in test scores... thats like in 3/10ths of 1%...........was sup to do great things.instead turned it to destroyng Bookmakers......wasted life and talent some say !!.......

 

[yanno]

YOU MY FRIEND ARE AN ILLITERATE BASTARD

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SCIENCE OF GRATENESS

:mj07:

:lol:

:violin:

:sadwave:

Oh, ok. I'll tail you on the Thunder tonite. Should be amusing. But they better win by a bunch.

:facepalm:

:00hour