Madjack Golf outing: Friday Golf - the 23rd

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Eddie Haskell said:
Now this is exactly why I am concerned about picking teams before I arrive. Those are 3 of the people I will NOT have in my foursome under any set of circumstances.

1. Rolltide - I mean really, give me a fucking break. I'm going to Louisville to have a couple of relaxing rounds of golf. Instead of having the beer cart follow us around, this piece of shit is going to insist on a Dunkin Donuts truck be attached as a trailer to his golf cart. The last thing I want to do is be trying to sink a put through chicken bones and triple cheeseburger lying all over each green. No thanks.

2. Bobby Fucking Blue Chip - Oh goodie, a Notre Dame puke who is going to be telling me about how the fighting amish are going to win the national championship now that they highjacked brian kelly from my alma mater. For 18 holes having this fishhead go on and on about notre fucking dame, no thanks. I'd rather have saint as my dentist and Wayne as my insurance agent.

3. Fat Daddy Cool - I hate texas. let me repeat that, I hate texas. The only thing i hate more is someone from illinois who is transplanted to texas and who works for an airline. If he retained me as an attorney and spent 5 minutes talking to me, I would charge him for 3 hours and triple my hourly rate. Yes, it is that painful. Spending 10 minutes with him and I guarantee you will walk away dumber.

This is why I am very concerned that I will drive all the way down to Louisville and get stuck in a foursome like this. Put a bullet in my head.

Eddie
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Nole in Vol Land said:
You are so full of shit!!!!! :mj07:


Get this straight....



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12-15? Man, u b on crack!!!


:toast:


nole
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so you would want me as an "A" player:shrug:

u b on crack:142smilie

btw...if you get by Avalon or if Tommy can ask the proshop if they got my Bama head cover....its worth a drink for you next weekend:0074
 
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dunclock said:
so you would want me as an "A" player:shrug:

u b on crack:142smilie

btw...if you get by Avalon or if Tommy can ask the proshop if they got my Bama head cover....its worth a drink for you next weekend:0074
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Hell yeah I would want you as my "A" player!!!

Plus, I want to redeem myself after a few "errant" shots when we played.

I totally forgot about the headcover. I'll give them a ring tomorrow.
 
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dunclock said:
1st lesson....stay out of the bunkers:142smilie
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Ummmmmm........yeah.




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Damn, that was embarrassing! :mj07:
 
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only taking 5 to get out of a bunker is not too bad:142smilie

and that was right after Joker sculled it out of same bunker into that backyard:mj07:

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dunclock said:
only taking 5 to get out of a bunker is not too bad:142smilie

and that was right after Joker sculled it out of same bunker into that backyard:mj07:

:facepalm:
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Good times.................good times.


I'm a hack!

I forgot Joker's "mishit". Probably the grips.
 
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Nole, just saw Soren Hansen take 4 shots to get out of the bunker on 17 in the British Open....and his didnt keep rolling back in his footprints:mj07:
 
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