Eddie,
The only reason I put you on the team was to ensure that we four putt every hole. Old habits die hard and I wouldn't hire you for a lawyer if my life depended on it, I think the Orangutan that pushes a button to get a treat has more legal sense than you. At least she knows that you are supposed to receive some type of reward after learning a task and it only took them 4 years to teach her that. I have known of you for like 8 yrs and you have fucked up everything you touched so far. So for entertainment purposes and the ability to say "You're out again dumbass" to you for 19 straight holes is a folley I can't miss. That's right I said it 19 holes as you invariably have to hit at a couple of greens several times. Looking forward to years of stories fatass.
FDC
The only reason I put you on the team was to ensure that we four putt every hole. Old habits die hard and I wouldn't hire you for a lawyer if my life depended on it, I think the Orangutan that pushes a button to get a treat has more legal sense than you. At least she knows that you are supposed to receive some type of reward after learning a task and it only took them 4 years to teach her that. I have known of you for like 8 yrs and you have fucked up everything you touched so far. So for entertainment purposes and the ability to say "You're out again dumbass" to you for 19 straight holes is a folley I can't miss. That's right I said it 19 holes as you invariably have to hit at a couple of greens several times. Looking forward to years of stories fatass.
FDC