Madjack Golf Outing July 21st 2012
- Thread starter The Joker
- Start date
Fucking BUMP!!!!
This video is the best of the best. Nick always does a great job, but this, my friends, is the crown jewel. AND WE ARE GOING BACK, YO!!!!
How about a free room?
Free golf?
How you say?
You must enter to win. Fill out the form.
1. Two free nights at the Belterra Hotel.
2. A round of golf.
3. A Belterra Golf Towel.
4. $50 Voucher to the casino.
5. A Madjack Sports Shirt. (Green)
Fill out the form and don't forget to type out your full email address. Good luck.
Entry Form
Free golf?
How you say?
You must enter to win. Fill out the form.
1. Two free nights at the Belterra Hotel.
2. A round of golf.
3. A Belterra Golf Towel.
4. $50 Voucher to the casino.
5. A Madjack Sports Shirt. (Green)
Fill out the form and don't forget to type out your full email address. Good luck.
Entry Form
This was reported at the Piedmont Driving Club a exclusive golf course in Atl.
Here?s an inventory spelled out in the outraged member?s letter:
● Playing nude. With a lawyer?s precision, the letter writer noted that one member is alleged to have dropped duds on the 14th green.
● Urinating on the greens, reportedly in the presence of a female caddy. The offenders? Male. (Are you surprised?)
● Trying to pick up a golf ball with bare fanny cheeks. One golfer, no doubt showcasing talents honed during fraternity pledge hazing, attempted this.
● Aiming shots at other golfers.
● Doing a drunken face-plant on a grill, which, happily, wasn?t lit. What followed involved an unzipped fly and a stunning lack of modesty.
● Cursing so loudly that a diner at a nearby wedding rehearsal dinner asked the offenders to turn down the volume. Their response cannot be printed. Suffice to say that they told the complainant to do something that?s physically impossible.
● ?Mooning? those same dinner guests.
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I hope fats dont see this
hope this helps
Here?s an inventory spelled out in the outraged member?s letter:
● Playing nude. With a lawyer?s precision, the letter writer noted that one member is alleged to have dropped duds on the 14th green.
● Urinating on the greens, reportedly in the presence of a female caddy. The offenders? Male. (Are you surprised?)
● Trying to pick up a golf ball with bare fanny cheeks. One golfer, no doubt showcasing talents honed during fraternity pledge hazing, attempted this.
● Aiming shots at other golfers.
● Doing a drunken face-plant on a grill, which, happily, wasn?t lit. What followed involved an unzipped fly and a stunning lack of modesty.
● Cursing so loudly that a diner at a nearby wedding rehearsal dinner asked the offenders to turn down the volume. Their response cannot be printed. Suffice to say that they told the complainant to do something that?s physically impossible.
● ?Mooning? those same dinner guests.
...............................................................
I hope fats dont see this
hope this helps
Spoke with Joker earlier this afternoon. I was able to arrange our Virginia vacation around the MJ's golf outing so the rolling bar will be there ready to make the best bloody mary's in Switzerland County!
I'm happy to report that Crown Royal will return for the 6th straight year as title sponsor of this year's rolling bar. Ketel One Vodka and Miller Lite are this year's event sponsors. Debating on Zing-Zang mix for the Bloody Mary's or making up my own batch of mix.
I know I did bro! Gonna be a blast as usual. Looking forward to seeing everyone, especially Mrs. Nole! :00hour
