MadJackers revealed by their Limericks .....

[trolln4walii]

With their real internet personas exposed over the years, you don't have to be Columbo to figure these out :mj07:





#1

He writes from his hometown in Mass

And been rumored to kick Yuri's ass ..

But his racial remarks

Have caused too many sparks ...

And proven he just has no class

:facepalm:

 

[Cie]

There was a young guy from tex

Who constantly bashes his ex

He loves his large cars

All his problems are ours :facepalm:

I think he just needs some sex

 

[trolln4walii]

There was a young guy from tex

Who constantly bashes his ex

He loves his large cars

All his problems are ours :facepalm:

I think he just needs some sex

:0074 2 down .... 100 to go :0corn

 

[Cie]

Yours is waaaayyyy better than mine:toast:

 

[trolln4walii]

With the handful of residents who live here 24/7 it would be impossible to get a full picture with just five lines. Expect multiple shots at these evidently unemployed inhabitants:0003

 

[Cie]

His guns are stored on a rack

And he takes on some unfair flak

While he lives in seclusion

Possibly bordering on delusion

I want him here when aliens attack

 

[trolln4walii]

His guns are stored on a rack

And he takes on some unfair flak

While he lives in seclusion

Possibly bordering on delusion

I want him here when aliens attack

Likey likey :0074

 

[trolln4walii]

Next .....

He clutters up general each day

With useless shit by the way ...

And with twins and a wife

Appears he still has no life ...

So it's movies and puter with no pay


:0002

 

[hedgehog]

he just needs some sex

:SIB

 

[trolln4walii]

Like his friend he posts mostly crap

And lives here all day with no nap ...

He don't miss a thing

If you repost it's zing ...

Cause he can't reach out for a slap

:director:

 

[hedgehog]

He posts all the time about the Hilton contest

and about all his sexual conquests

being divorced I understand his act

someone please sponsor him in the Hilton thats a fact

:shrug:

 

[hedgehog]

He follows certain people around being a troll

after 5 or 6 years his act has no soul

One day when some meet him they will simply say hi

and a few would like to give him a black eye

:0003

 

[dunclock]

yo dude you DO realize a limerick is 5 lines :shrug:

 

[The Sponge]

He teaches basketball to kids
but never seems to recycle the plastic lids
He married way over his head
and his dreams of playing at Augustus need to stay in his bed.
while his wife thinks immunization gives kids SIDS

 

[Mr. Poon]

He follows certain people around being a troll

after 5 or 6 years his act has no soul

One day when some meet him they will simply say hi

and a few would like to give him a black eye

:0003

yo dude you DO realize a limerick is 5 lines :shrug:

the guy drinking coffee counts doesn't it? :shrug:

 

[hedgehog]

yo dude you DO realize a limerick is 5 lines :shrug:

It's harder than you think to do 5 lines over 4 lines, trust me...

 

[hedgehog]

Let's hear some limericks from all you haters

 

[The Joker]

Next .....

He clutters up general each day

With useless shit by the way ...

And with twins and a wife

Appears he still has no life ...

So it's movies and puter with no pay


:0002

Just glad to be included. :0074 :0074 :0074 :mj07: :mj07:

 

[Nole]

There once was a lady from Wheeling

Who had a peculiar feeling







:0corn

 

[Cie]

Let's hear some limericks from all you haters

I know 2 dudes on this site
one from the left and one from the right
Their limmericks are poor
with lines totaling four
but neither sound too contrite