MadJackers revealed by their Limericks .....
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c'mon kick :shrug: You've never been at a loss for words. Cold Canadian air give you a brain fart. Wish the border guards were that slow. Maybe I could get my leeches across the border :mj07:
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How 'bout this ....
While being depressed 'bout his chipwich
Decided to make BUCS his bitch ...
The thief of his shirt
Would surely be hurt ...
When owning him "off the wall" became his niche
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there once was a loser from wisco
who thought he was a stud at a disco
when he lost out on ten dimes
more than 500 times
KOD kicked his ass back to Frisco
who thought he was a stud at a disco
when he lost out on ten dimes
more than 500 times
KOD kicked his ass back to Frisco
You were thissssssssss close:0045
There once was a clown from the north
He lost his blue shirt on the 4th
Chipwich he craves
Doesn't think Jesus Saves
Who gives a fuck; he's Canadian and he might as well be fuckin' French or some shit.
This guy needs to change his avatar
It's the worst I've ever seen by far ...
Those tits are so fake
There's no way they shake ...
Please don't ever remove the guitar
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It's the worst I've ever seen by far ...
Those tits are so fake
There's no way they shake ...
Please don't ever remove the guitar
:0037
There was a man who called Philly his hood,
He went pay but he wasn't so good.
He coined the Outlaw Play,
On the side concrete he would lay,
He's one of a kind, that's for should.
He went pay but he wasn't so good.
He coined the Outlaw Play,
On the side concrete he would lay,
He's one of a kind, that's for should.
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if he ever had a chance with jennifer hewitt
he'd come back and report to us he blew it
instead of being a flirt
all he could talk about was his blue shirt
unable to figure out how he screwed it
he'd come back and report to us he blew it
instead of being a flirt
all he could talk about was his blue shirt
unable to figure out how he screwed it
He always says Bess of luck to all
To follow his 2nd half plays, you better not stall
If you catch his plays, it's him you should thank
He loves stuffing another 2K in the Piggy Bank
Screw Da Man, Let's party until Last Call:toast:
To follow his 2nd half plays, you better not stall
If you catch his plays, it's him you should thank
He loves stuffing another 2K in the Piggy Bank
Screw Da Man, Let's party until Last Call:toast:
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for this man, watching a halftime show could make you turn gay,
in all the madjack contests never once did he pay,
with all the sex he clamied he was getting from honeys,
i guess he had to save all his monies,
although we both know he was jerking to a future texans cheerleader to her dismay
in all the madjack contests never once did he pay,
with all the sex he clamied he was getting from honeys,
i guess he had to save all his monies,
although we both know he was jerking to a future texans cheerleader to her dismay
his comp'ny is sometimes called sleazy
once lost a golf bet on vance veazey
loves beer wine and meade
and weed without seed
and makes his home in the big easy
once lost a golf bet on vance veazey
loves beer wine and meade
and weed without seed
and makes his home in the big easy
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MMA fight was brutal, both fighters required a stitch
JLH professed her love with a hitch
No whammy - she was a huge fan of Press Your Luck
But she couldn't bring herself to do a canuck
JLH ended up being a bitch
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JLH professed her love with a hitch
No whammy - she was a huge fan of Press Your Luck
But she couldn't bring herself to do a canuck
JLH ended up being a bitch
:toast:
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