madjacks "Hall of Fame" members?
- Thread starter MadJack
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GORFET
i think ..
#1 russian female tennis player on the tour right now, first name is Ingrid or something like that......
thats what the spam russian email addresses say anyways..lol
i think ..
#1 russian female tennis player on the tour right now, first name is Ingrid or something like that......
thats what the spam russian email addresses say anyways..lol
:mj07: Maybe someone can start a 'most perceptive' thread.
You hit it on the head. I am angry. Always. Ask anybody that knows me. I simply am NOT going to take it anymore.
No, no. Hang on. Don't lock it, Jack. We all know i'm always on the edge of exploding, but I just took my prescribed pills and I think i'll be able to damper my growing rage.
matt needs threads like this to to vent.
he'll be fine
I appreciate the understanding. I'll be ok, but it won't be easy! <serenity now, serenity now>
Never could understand why they think you are angry either Matt--one of most laid back people I've met--and you'd most definately get my vote for one of Madjacker top contributers thru the years
IE:
There is another cat"a"gory. Worst speller. If we keep this up there will be so many categories everyone here will win a Hokie and/or a Vyrus each year.
Few more:
Best poster - porn.
Worst poster - porn. (or can there be such a thing)
Best thread - porn.
Best picture- porn.
Best motion picture (video) - porn.
Best international poster
Worst international poster
Lifetime achiement award sports
Lifetime achiement award non-sports
Lifetime achiement award porn
These awards could be given out at the superbowl party of golf outing. May draw some people who would ordinarily not show up. I offer my services as a trustworthy attorney to moderate this thread and further if need be, to chair the hall of fame committee.
To prove that I do not want the attention, I hereby exempt and withdraw myself from any consideration as a nominee or member of the Mad Jacks Hall of Fame (hereinafter MJHOF). In that way I cannot be accused of being an attention whore. Further I will save myself the embarrasment of not being a first, second, third ballot or for that matter ever being nominated the the MJHOF.
I would also control the nomination process thereby requiring people to suck up to me if they wanted in as I would be the keymaster and Jack could be the gate keeper. He and I could control the nomination process and the rest of you lugs could vote on 5 or fewer nominees each year.
I like it.
Eddie
Eddie
There is another cat"a"gory. Worst speller. If we keep this up there will be so many categories everyone here will win a Hokie and/or a Vyrus each year.
Few more:
Best poster - porn.
Worst poster - porn. (or can there be such a thing)
Best thread - porn.
Best picture- porn.
Best motion picture (video) - porn.
Best international poster
Worst international poster
Lifetime achiement award sports
Lifetime achiement award non-sports
Lifetime achiement award porn
These awards could be given out at the superbowl party of golf outing. May draw some people who would ordinarily not show up. I offer my services as a trustworthy attorney to moderate this thread and further if need be, to chair the hall of fame committee.
To prove that I do not want the attention, I hereby exempt and withdraw myself from any consideration as a nominee or member of the Mad Jacks Hall of Fame (hereinafter MJHOF). In that way I cannot be accused of being an attention whore. Further I will save myself the embarrasment of not being a first, second, third ballot or for that matter ever being nominated the the MJHOF.
I would also control the nomination process thereby requiring people to suck up to me if they wanted in as I would be the keymaster and Jack could be the gate keeper. He and I could control the nomination process and the rest of you lugs could vote on 5 or fewer nominees each year.
I like it.
Eddie
Eddie
