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Boys,Boys:Just got back from a "Great" Pub
&eating spot in Punta Gorda,Fla.Brews from
Belgium,England,Ireland,France,Germany,USA&many
other countries:toast: :toast:
I was like a kid in a candy store:00x1 :00x1

#?? Brewski:mj07: :mj07: Name of "Pub"Is Icehouse
Pub:0074 :0074 :toast:
 

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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakot...a." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and See how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One".

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65".

The boss says, "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said, "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing."



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Decided to go see this chick I met at the strip club tonight, fuck it...girlfriend turned me down tonight fuck her I want to get laid, LOL...love the women here....damn

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At the strip club...already have one that wants to come home with me

When me and my buddy go, we always tell the girls that we're professional athletes. I usually go with being a golfer on the Nationwide Tour, Formerly known as the Nike Tour, and Ben Hogan Tour. It's probably not the best story since I usually go home alone to my wife :mj15:

So try my buddies line. He tells the girls that he is a professional Surfer. The girls are usually skeptical because he only has one leg. But when he tells them that a 13 foot Tiger took it off in one bite, then the fucker drinks for free and actually has girls take him home. :s6:

Go with the surfer story. :0074 You're Welcome
 
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When me and my buddy go, we always tell the girls that we're professional athletes. I usually go with being a golfer on the Nationwide Tour, Formerly known as the Nike Tour, and Ben Hogan Tour. It's probably not the best story since I usually go home alone to my wife :mj15:

So try my buddies line. He tells the girls that he is a professional Surfer. The girls are usually skeptical because he only has one leg. But when he tells them that a 13 foot Tiger took it off in one bite, then the fucker drinks for free and actually has girls take him home. :s6:

Go with the surfer story. :0074 You're Welcome



Wouldn't Hedgie have to cut a leg off to pull off this scam :shrug:
 

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When me and my buddy go, we always tell the girls that we're professional athletes. I usually go with being a golfer on the Nationwide Tour, Formerly known as the Nike Tour, and Ben Hogan Tour. It's probably not the best story since I usually go home alone to my wife :mj15:

So try my buddies line. He tells the girls that he is a professional Surfer. The girls are usually skeptical because he only has one leg. But when he tells them that a 13 foot Tiger took it off in one bite, then the fucker drinks for free and actually has girls take him home. :s6:

Go with the surfer story. :0074 You're Welcome

Those one legged guys have all the luck :0003
 

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Cranberry and vodka shot...let's get fucking drunk tonight boys, hey jack I am sorry tor being an asshole ....taking pics boys....
 

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Wouldn't Hedgie have to cut a leg off to pull off this scam :shrug:

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It's inspirational. See...

hedgey said:
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Getting a video...tonight, lots of ass here

hedgehog
Cranberry and vodka shot...let's get fucking drunk tonight boys, hey jack I am sorry tor being an asshole ....taking pics boys....


Those one legged guys have all the luck :0003

Best quote that ever came out of his mouth, "Damn, there is nothing worse than a paper cut"
 
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