MadJack's Sportsbar
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Number 2 . I have always said I'm looking for the perfect beer. When I pop one open I always think close but not quite perfect.:mj07: Gotta keep searching.:toast:
Has this thread passed the free porn thread in views and replies? Inquiring minds want to know.:shrug:
3 old jews sitting on a park bench....the 1st guy complains,"i had a terrible morning..i got up at 8:00 and stood in front of the toilet trying to piss for an hour...all i got was a tiny dribble"....
the 2nd guy chimed in,"i had a worse morning...i got up at 7:00 and tried to move my bowels...i strained and strained for an hour and nothing"......
the 3rd guy says," i had the worse morning of all....at 9:00 i completely emptied my bladder and had a full bowel movement"....
the second guy asked,"whats wrong with that?"
the 3rd guy replied,'"i didn`t get up until 11:00"....:rimshot
/gilbert gottfried
:bed:
the 2nd guy chimed in,"i had a worse morning...i got up at 7:00 and tried to move my bowels...i strained and strained for an hour and nothing"......
the 3rd guy says," i had the worse morning of all....at 9:00 i completely emptied my bladder and had a full bowel movement"....
the second guy asked,"whats wrong with that?"
the 3rd guy replied,'"i didn`t get up until 11:00"....:rimshot
/gilbert gottfried
:bed:
#8 Starting to get tired . Been up almost 24 hours. I always try to make the most of my weekends off.
:00hour
today i declare "CHEAT DAY" and will be eating a greasy sub and drinking a 12-pack :00hour
will pop #1 at gametime kickoff :mj06:
