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I played a few years back and as I was about to swing I heard over the loudspeaker.." would the guy on the women's tee please step back to the men's tee"

I ignored it and approached the ball about ready to swing I heard "will the guy on the women's tee please step back and hit from the men's tee"

By then all eyes were on me as I turned and cupped my mouth as I yelled " will the guy on the microphone shut the fuck up while I take my second shot"
 
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Morris said:
I played a few years back and as I was about to swing I heard over the loudspeaker.." would the guy on the women's tee please step back to the men's tee"

I ignored it and approached the ball about ready to swing I heard "will the guy on the women's tee please step back and hit from the men's tee"

By then all eyes were on me as I turned and cupped my mouth as I yelled " will the guy on the microphone shut the fuck up while I take my second shot"
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Morris said:
I played a few years back and as I was about to swing I heard over the loudspeaker.." would the guy on the women's tee please step back to the men's tee"

I ignored it and approached the ball about ready to swing I heard "will the guy on the women's tee please step back and hit from the men's tee"

By then all eyes were on me as I turned and cupped my mouth as I yelled " will the guy on the microphone shut the fuck up while I take my second shot"
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good one :mj07:

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(Makes audible groan).



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Would you live in our house?

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Would you replace my pictures with hers?

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Would she use my golf clubs?

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- silence - -

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F * *k....
 
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