MadJack's Sportsbar
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freakin' Stones will never die.
goin' through a bunch, now.
Would post some shiite (cookie bombs) but what's goin' on with youtube?
Embed function seems to be toast
I know it's only rock n' roll but the telephone keeps ringin' I say hi it's me who is there on the line and if I don't get some shelter [or some freakin' wins] I'm gonna fade away
goin' through a bunch, now.
Would post some shiite (cookie bombs) but what's goin' on with youtube?
Embed function seems to be toast
I know it's only rock n' roll but the telephone keeps ringin' I say hi it's me who is there on the line and if I don't get some shelter [or some freakin' wins] I'm gonna fade away
went out earlier and ate but starting to get munchiesopcorn2
Stil pissed at the wife for suppa last night. Picked up ham & asparagus and asked her to make some mashed tatters or rice with while I did the kids Parent/Teacher conference. Pretty simple request, quick & easy to do one would think.......
Walk through the door, no mash, no rice...Fucking Risotto! Don't want to hear it's Rice too, heard it from the wife already....Also heard "Chef Ramsey" makes it all the time.....
NEWS FLASH
You ain't Chef Ramsey :nono: If I wanted mush with my ham & asparagus I would have asked for mush!
Women :0003
I was going to save my last few shots of JD for tomorrow, but I guess it is tomorrow.
Thank God it's Tomorrow Never Knows.
http://youtu.be/6a3NcwfOBzQ
I tried.
shit...
I want that on my tombstone, or at least a t-shirt.
Thank God it's Tomorrow Never Knows.
http://youtu.be/6a3NcwfOBzQ
I tried.
shit...
I want that on my tombstone, or at least a t-shirt.
Thank-you for the 666th reminder of why I never tied the knot.
Not to dispel thy angst or anything...'specially if there's kiddlets then you win...I fold...regardless...once more around the ride for my personal pseudo-narcissism (sic, I think (therefore I mispeltied))
"The sexual position, more commonly known as 69 will now be known as 96. Due to the economy, it now costs more to eat out than it used to."
:142smilie
:142smilie
Young punks, spilling beer on my shoes
Fat guys talking to me tryin' to steal my blues
second last one
again
Fat guys talking to me tryin' to steal my blues
second last one
again
Nobody else expunging short-term memory at this hour?
I've slowed down to a crawl...hoping to make it at least half-way through 1st 1st pitch.
The cards are bad, the lucks been had
and there's nothing left to smoke
Will I be back tomorrow for
the punchline of the joke?
http://youtu.be/jH8wDlm36IA
(the extended adds nothing, save for those girls that want it...neverminds...)
:toast:
:mj06:
I've slowed down to a crawl...hoping to make it at least half-way through 1st 1st pitch.
The cards are bad, the lucks been had
and there's nothing left to smoke
Will I be back tomorrow for
the punchline of the joke?
http://youtu.be/jH8wDlm36IA
(the extended adds nothing, save for those girls that want it...neverminds...)
:toast:
:mj06:
crap
just broke my first beer bottle, at the new place (app. 8 months)
Silly fucker needed to carry it the washroom. Was fine until using the sink and then just the whoops thing kicked in. Fortunately it was about 75 or 80% done, but the shattered glass B.S. wasn't appealing.
It's cleaned now (I think/hope). Usually wear sandals anywho. Haven't done that shit for a good year, or so, and last time it was outside and with justifictation (was about to scrap with my brother-in-law)((make that, get my ass kicked by my brother-in-law...dude was military in Britain--and he's Irish--i.e. he was holding his as well as me...neverminds))
I have to be more careful
or quit drinking
or smoke more herb
I'll pick one of the three.
Once sober.
Go Leafs!
just broke my first beer bottle, at the new place (app. 8 months)
Silly fucker needed to carry it the washroom. Was fine until using the sink and then just the whoops thing kicked in. Fortunately it was about 75 or 80% done, but the shattered glass B.S. wasn't appealing.
It's cleaned now (I think/hope). Usually wear sandals anywho. Haven't done that shit for a good year, or so, and last time it was outside and with justifictation (was about to scrap with my brother-in-law)((make that, get my ass kicked by my brother-in-law...dude was military in Britain--and he's Irish--i.e. he was holding his as well as me...neverminds))
I have to be more careful
or quit drinking
or smoke more herb
I'll pick one of the three.
Once sober.
Go Leafs!
Just spoke to my uncle (Dad's bro).
Jeez, is this mofo ever cool.
We need to share some sativa and some Floyd sometime...he's getting up there (i.e. retiring) so the sooner the better. Maybe before that May 21st shiite cookie bomb, aye?
I'm apparently not sleeping.
:mj06:
Jeez, is this mofo ever cool.
We need to share some sativa and some Floyd sometime...he's getting up there (i.e. retiring) so the sooner the better. Maybe before that May 21st shiite cookie bomb, aye?
I'm apparently not sleeping.
:mj06:
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30 min penalty for spilling alcohol :facepalm: would have been longer but you drank 80% you have been warned:SIB now twist one and calm down :0008 :0031 :00011
