male talk

[AR182]

Subject: MALE TALK


Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex,
marriage, and values.
Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got
married, did you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden
name?"

*****************

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad,
where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten
it from your mother, "cause I still have mine."

*******************

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,"
the divorce court Judge said, "And I've decided to
give your wife $775 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few
bucks myself,"

*********************

A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and
said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great
cook and really good with the kids."

*********************

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can
remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40
years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me
the exact words that were used to put the curse on
you."
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce
you man and wife."

 

[Justinsmom829]

This woman is walking down the beach and spots a lamp she picks it up and rubs it. Out comes a Genie. He says, "I can grant you three wishes, but only on one condition. Whatever you wish for your husband will get 100 more than you". The woman agrees.

For my first wish I wish that I was the most beautiful woman in the world. The genie says okay but your husband is going to be 100 times better looking than you. The woman says thats okay because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world and he will only want me. BAM the genie grants her wish.

For my second wish I wish that I was the richest woman in the world. The genie says okay but your husband is going to be 100 times richer then you. The woman says thats okay what's mine is his and what's his is mine. BAM the genie grants her wish.

Now for your third and final wish what would you like ...









The woman says I would like an extremely mild "HEART ATTACK".



Miss Missy

 

[NickiD]

:lol:

 

[freelancc]

 

[Mjolnir]

justinsmom829

justinsmom829

that was truly harsh.

 

[Justinsmom829]

Come on ...

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Re: justinsmom829

Re: justinsmom829

that was truly harsh.

oh my god I agree Mjolnir, that WAS harsh geeeez Meliss you could have ended your"joke" with something more apropriate..................

shame on you :nono: don't you know by now how some of the men around here only laugh at the female jokes

 

[Justinsmom829]

I forgot I will remember to stay in line and try not to offend anyone. MJ sorry ... do you forgive me?

Missy

 

[MadJack]

edit

the post i edited actually belongs in another thread but i wont even bother.

thanks

 

[Mjolnir]

i was joking. i can handle it.
:moon:

 

[duelec98]

:thefinger :thefinger

 

[Marco]

Those early ones at the start of this thread reminded me of a time......I was always a diehard Pittsburgh Steeler fan and a friend of mine was a diehard Dallas Cowboy fan.....

he was giving me crap one year, he noticed the schedule and those two teams were to play early one season...

He was saying "Yeah, after first quarter it'll be 42 to 0.....

Then I responded with "then Dallas will score"....

He laughed and said "sheeeiit!...."

Nice turnaround on his ribbing comment....he was happy though that Cowboys won otherwise he'd have had to listen to me rubbing it in all year....:moon: